Le Story of sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ, Season 2 Episode 2

Sorry, no pictures for this one, too time consuming. Will probably do them for the next episode though.

Episode 12

Yay

Why am I doing this.

so anyways

Link to Season 2 ep1 : https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/le-story-of-sovie-rmssiae-season-2-episode-1

If you want to see episode 1 or any previous episodes just search forums by keyword “ rmissae ” , you can copy paste it there.

[Precredits] 

Idea by Hypermuddish

Written by Hypermuddish

DISCLAIMER:

This has NOTHING to do with the actual Soviet Union or any of the events of relevance to it. All names, dates, and places are fictional and coincidental.

Le Story of sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ, Season 2 Episode 2

NOTICE:

MOST OF SEASON 2 WILL BE TOLD IN SHELDON'S POINT OF VIEW.

Thursday 4:15 AM

Hello. Sorry I haven’t written in a while. You are probably wondering why I’m awake at so early in the morning.

Well, it’s because we have to steal something from the front office. We’re not criminals or anything because they have like thousands of the thing we’re gonna steal and we’re only taking one.

But actually don’t go around stealing from people if you’re an Earthling. I heard they had strict laws about it and you will get put into a jail.

Let me explain: So, we got Goose on our team, which is a big plus, and then we planned out what we’re gonna make. Our idea is to make an even legendarier version of my old Potato Flinger. It’s gonna be called the Tato Yeeter 9014. But for the mechanics to work smoothly, we need some Puple Powder. They’re made from Puple Insects but we don’t have any right now.

Normally the office is really heavily guarded but they guards only come at 5:30 AM. Which means we have lots of time. Me, Bob, and Florida will carry out the mission and goose will hack the cameras so they don’t see us.

This is gonna be epic.

Thursday 4:30 AM

We met up in the Main Hallway. They looked sleepy and I guess I did too. We sneaked quietly near the office.

Ouch.

The door was locked.

I think Goose will know how to unlock the door. I called him.

“The door to the office is locked,” I said.

“Let me take a moment to hack the electronic lock bindings…” He replied.

The door suddenly swung open. Florida caught it before it hit the walls and made any sound.

We crawled in. Well, technically we didn’t need to crawl but we still did because it’s a cool ninja thing. And right now we are cool ninjas.

“Psst. I think I see a jar of it,” whispered Bob.

He was pointing at a jar full of purple powder.

“Lol, this was easy,” I laughed out loud.

Whoops.

Thursday 4:45 AM

Well, guess what?

I win the Noob of the Year award. Last year it went to this one noob named Bubgi but this year he has no chance against my Noobery.

A bunch of sirens went off when I laughed and we heard guards rushing towards the office room. I grabbed a jar of Puple Dust and we all broke out of the back window.

Bad idea lololol.

Now we’re stuck in space.

Wait a minute, I just had an epic idea. We could teleport inside!!!

My goodness, what an idea. WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT???

Thursday 4:45 AM

I teleported everyone inside and we ran back to our rooms. Well, Florida’s room. That was our meeting spot. Somehow we weren’t caught. Lol.

Goose rolled out our machine and we sprinkled some Puple Dust on it.

We will test it in the morning. Now is time to sleep.

Thursday 10:50 AM

First period just ended.

When I went outside everyone was huddled into groups of 4. I went to find my friends.

Suddenly I heard a honk

Whattttt

It was Goose.

AND HE WAS STUCK INSIDE A TRASH CANNN

I MEAN WHAT

Thursday 10:55 AM

Goose told me it was those Mugen guys. They were intimidating everyone especially him because with Goose on our team we could be a real factor.

I will get revenge on them. But for now it is time for 2^nd period.

Thursday 10:35 AM

Class ended early because we were all so good at meditating. I have more time to plan my revenge. I have a great idea. We will sabotage them in the building contest!

I think I am officially an evil genius.

Thursday 10:35 AM

“What are they building?” I asked Florida.

“Those Mugen guys? They’re making this death ray thing.” He said.

“WHAT??? DEATH RAY???”

“Yeah. The ray is made out of energy from compressed Ephelium.”

Hahahahaha

WE ARE GONNA STEAL ALL THEIR EPHELIUM CRYSTALS

You might be thinking, ‘Why are these guys stealing everything I thought they were the good guys’ but we steal stuff for a good cause. Also we’re not old enough to have a fully functioning moral compass.

We heard some Mugens talking on the other side of the corner so we followed them.

We eventually stopped at a large secret room, which they entered. HOW MANY SECRET ROOMS DOES THIS PLACE HAVE?????????

“How are we gonna see what they’re doing?” Florida said.

I actually never thought of that. Now I get to win the Noob of the Year award… for the second time in one year.

“Well actually, I can help you with that,” said a familiar voice.

Goose walked up next to us and he showed us a weird spider thing in his hand.

“It’s a spying spider. It can move under the door and we can see what it sees on my phone,” Goose explained.

Well, that’s handy.

Thursday 10:45 AM

The spider thing crawled under the door and we saw like a hundred of those Mugen guys all working on this gigantic laser thing.

HOW IS THAT ALLOWED???

“Maybe all the other Mugen teams are throwing the competition to help the main team,” said Goose.

Dang. Those guys are resourceful.

“So, does anyone have ideas on how to get in there?” Asked Florida.

“I dunno… even if we somehow make it past the door they’re gonna swarm us,” I said.

“Does anyone have smoke bombs?” Said Goose.

HUH?

SMOKE BOMBS??

“Yeah, I have some,” answered Florida.

Bruh.

Leave it to Florida Man to carry around smoke bombs in this bag.

“Ohhhhh,” I exclaimed as I understood the plan, “So we’re gonna throw the smoke bomb in and rush to get the Ephelium crystals?”

“Yes. We enough time because for the rest of this week, the lunch is shortened and our Craftsmanship class starts a bit later. Also, in that class people who are in a group can work in the same room,” Goose told us.

Operation Crystal Snatcher is a go.

Thursday 10:55 AM

We slid a couple of smoke bombs under the door, and Florida takes out a Laser Cutter and chops down the door.

LOLOL. Leave it to Florida Man to carry around a Laser Cutter in his bag. I wonder what else is in there.

All the Mugens were panicking and we found their Ephelium supply.

“Ooh, shiny,” said Florida as he heaved the bottles of Ephelium crystals up.

“Well well well what do we have here,” said the Leader Mugen who had somehow sneaked up behind us.

Uh oh

We’re doomed.

Their leader shoots this dark energy blast at Florida.

Thursday 11:05 AM

LOLOLOLOLOL

YOU WILL NOT BELIVE WHAT HAPPENED.

Florida opened his bag and the bag absorbed the energy blast.

The Mugens looked as surprised as I looked.

“The only thing keeping me from unleashing my full power on you is that it would also destroy our Death Ray Thing,” hissed the leader Mugen.

“Thing Shooter!” He shot a Thing out of his hand and would have hit Florida if he didn’t duck out of the way.

“Thing Shooter!”

“Thing Shooter!”

“Thing Shooter!”

“Thing Shooter!”

“Thing Shooter!”

He rapidly shot Things at us and one of them blew up so close to me it actually hurt.

“Bro how are you spamming skills so quickly??” I complained.

This guy was hacking.

“Thing Shooter!”

“Thing Shooter!”

“Thing Shooter!”

“Thing Shooter!”

“Thing Shooter!”

Thursday 11:20 AM

Guess what?

Well, if you guessed that I survived, then you’re correct. But if I’m writing this I must be alive, so that was obvious.

We escaped, and somehow Florida held onto all that Ephelium the whole time.

Now we’re going to meet up with Bob in the building zone.

Thursday 11:25 AM

Bob was already waiting for us in the craftsmanship room.

“Did you plan go well?” He asked.

“Yeah, we got away with their stuff, but they almost blew us up,” answered Goose.

“Sorry I couldn’t help you guys.  I made some adjustments to our machine, so now it can hurl even larger potatoes.”

Bob led us to our grand creation.

“Wow, how much can it lift?” I asked.

“It can carry potatoes of up to 3489 pounds,” said Bob.

Whatttt

3k pounds?!?!?!?!

I walked over to a potato, and I put a growth spell on it.

When it stopped growing, it was bigger than me, Bob, Goose, and Florida combined. I picked it up and set it on the Tato Yeeter 9014. It creaked a little.

“Uh… are you sure it can support this much?” Said Florida nervously.

“I’m pretty sure it can, but adding a bit of Ephelium dust may further strengthen it,” said Bob.

He took a few Ephelium crystals and started stomping on them to make dust. We followed his process, and soon we had a bucketload of Ephelium dust.

“So, what do we do now?” I asked.”

“Now we rub some of this stuff on all of the gears and levers,” said Bob.

Thursday 11:50 AM

The machine now has this cool red glow, and now all we have to do it test it out. We headed toward the Testing Area. There are many sections in that area, each separated by walls so nobody can peek. Some people can spy on others anyways.

We rolled out the Tato Yeeter 9014 and Bob walked over to us, barely managing to carry the huge 3489 pound potato. He gave it to me and I set it on the catapult.

You might be thinking, every time we try something epic it always fails and we get in trouble.

WELL NOT THIS TIME. This time, it’s 100% foolproof and we will WIN THE COMPETITION.

“3…” announced Goose, “2… 1… FIRE!!”

Thursday 12:10 PM

Remember when I said this was completely foolproof and we will win the competition?

Well, guess what.

THE THING SHOT THE POTATO BACKWARDS AND IT DESTROYED A WHOLE PART OF THE BUILDING, THAT’S WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are currently sitting miserably in the office, waiting for our doom.

Bob said he was sure it would work and someone probably rigged it. We all believed him.

Goose had this theory that getting us to raid the Mugen was all a trick and while we were there the Mugens sneaked behind Bob and rigged our thing. And that attack spammer probably wasn’t even their real leader.

Dang.

Those guys were smaaart.

Thursday 12:55 PM

The IAGA let us off the hook pretty easy actually. Now they are reconstructing the walls out of more durable materials and we only got detention in the slammer for 30 minutes.

Now it’s lunch time, so I walked to the Lunch Room with my friends. Apparently, our group was famous now for destroying everything all the time. I mean, we don’t do it on purpose, but we’re always unlucky.

“I think we need a team name now that we’re more well known,”  suggested Goose.

“Yeah, it’s better than being known as ‘those random guys who mess up on everything,’” I said.

We plopped down on some chairs near a circular table.

“So, what should we call ourselves? I’m pretty sure it’s also required to have a team name in the building contest,” Said Bob.

“How about... LE PANT POOPERS!!” I shouted.

“What???” Everyone said.

“It’s such a ridiculous name everyone will underestimate us,” I explained.

“Wow, for once, you’re the smart one, Sheldon,” said Goose.

Everyone laughed. No fair I’m actually pretty smart.

Thursday 1:30 PM

Now it’s time for my Combat class. I was nervous because last time I got sent to the hospital. But that was because I was a noob.

I AM NO LONGER A NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday 1:35 PM

I am such a noob. When I was walking into the room, I tripped on a potato and I fell down. A potato. A POTATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least I got to eat the potato because I was hungry anyways.

Thursday 1:40 PM

Today there was a new kid in the class. Well, it was only the first week of the school year so technically we were all new. But that guy was newer.

Nobody knows his real name except for the teachers but everyone calls him Eraser. I guess that guy sure likes erasers.

The teacher told us that today we were going to learn a new Skill. It was called the Mime Shield and apparently it’s commonly spammed by tanks to troll others. The teacher showed us how to do it. You’re supposed to wave your hands around like a maniac and draw some of your core power to your hands.

Only a few of us (including me, yay) got it on the first try. When I did it this nearly invisible yellow stuff came out of my hands and formed a force field in front of me.

Wait, that’s that glow over th-

Thursday 2:00 PM

I woke up in the infirmary again. AGAIN. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

There was a piece of parchment on my bed and it explained what happened. Apparently a kid accidently did a Mime Blast instead of a Mime Shield because he waved his hands around the wrong way. And he used up all of his core power so the attack was super powerful and he got exhausted and he’s also somewhere here in the infirmary.

This is the 2^nd time I got sent here in a single week.

I think I just broke a Noobiness record. I wonder if Bubgi is my ancestor or something.

Bubgi is this really Nooby guy. And by really nooby I mean this guy was one of th noobiest noobs of all time. One time he tried to cook a pizza… in the dish washer.

Thursday 2:10 PM

They let us out of the infirmary now. I have Advanced Advanced literature now. I missed the class last time, so I can only guess this is where you read a bunch of books and write stuff with quills. Pretty boring if you ask me.

Les GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Florida is also in this class. I went to sit down next to him.

“Sup,” he said.

“Hey. What’s this class about?” I asked.

“Well, yesterday it was a mega-boring nerd con and they made us memorize Thirst: A Memorabilia on the Evils and Treacheries of the Man of Thirst.”

“Whattt?? Dang. Isn’t that like 20956.4 pages long?”

“Yeah, it is. At least they said today we’re gonna do something fun.”

“Well, let’s hope it’s actually fun.”

The teacher walked in and started talking about our plans for today.

She said we were gonna form teams of 3 and write a story. In the end the team with the best story will get a secret that will increase their chances on winning the Building Contest.

Writing a story? Still boring, but at least it was better than memorizing Thirst: A Memorabilia on the Evils and Treacheries of the Man of Thirst. The part that got me most excited was the part where they will give us a tip if we win.

“Aw man… if only if Goose or Bob was here,” I sighed.

“Yeah,” said Florida, “Looks like we’ll have to find someone else.”

Thursday 2:20 PM

There was another guy standing in a corner. Florida told me he heard about this guy. His name was KnockKnockItsTheFbi, or FBI for short, and he was one of the few people in the entire IAGA to be in Advanced Advanced ADVANCED Combat.

“THERES 3 ADVANCES POSSIBLE??? AND HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT EVERYTHING??” I shouted.

“Yeah, but only for Combat. I was here since I was 3 years old so I caught onto a bunch of gossip. FBI was also an OG like me,” replied Florida Man.

“Should we go ask him if he wants to join us?”

“Sure, why not. But scripting might not be his forte though.”

We walked over to him.

“Hello, do you wanna join our team for this project?” we simultaneously asked.

“Sure, why not,” he said.

L E S   G O O O  O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O

We talked about what we should write, and we should tell a tale about this weird place called Earth and a bunch of ‘Soviets’ who live in it.

“What should we call it?” asked FBI.

“I dunno, maybe something like ‘Le Story of Soviet Russia’,” I suggested.

Thursday 3:30 PM

We already finished the first episode of our story!!! We decided that after 3 episodes it would be good enough to turn in. A bunch of people were looking at us so I Speedbuilt some walls around us. Bob taught me some basics of speedbuilding over the course of the week, but he is still way more efficient than me.

The first few episodes of our books were about these Russian guys who fought bad guys like Evil Ninjas. And then, the classroom blew up.

Thursday 3:40 PM

There was a bunch of smoke and fire everywhere and everyone was screaming. A muffled voice told us to go to the main lobby over the intercom. We sprinted out of the classroom, and join the hundreds or thousands of other panicking students in the crowded hallways. People were spilling into the Main Lobby like a flood, and they were racing to get the best spots. Oh, yeah, and if I didn’t tell you before, this is a tier chart of the best spots in the Lobby.

SS – The Balcony. It’s actually part of the second floor. You get a nice view of everything and you have lots of space to yourself/yourselves. Someone put a recliner there a bunch of years ago and the staff actually cleans it every day so that’s also a big plus. And also you can drop stuff on people below you (heheheh).

S – The Bunker. The Bunker is really nice too. A long time ago somebody wanted to build a room in the Lobby to store stuff you need but nobody really uses it for that purpose anymore. It’s really clean and has nice carpets and stuff. Sometimes we also find some candy there.

A – Deluxe Areas. You need to be really fast to get to these. They are mainly in the front part of the Main Lobby. Each Deluxe Area has a tea table and a few comfy chairs. It’s also separated from other places by fences so nobody can get in.

B – Front Row. The Lobby used to be much smaller, and they built these spinny chairs in the front. Each front row area has 3 spinny chairs and a carpet with patterns of either fireballs or lightnings. The teachers don’t really care about what  you do so as long as you don’t make too much sound you can have fun spinning.

C – Common areas. Just a place you can settle down and take a seat. Each one includes a soft chair.

Nuuuu!! I can’t get a good spot at this speed!

Omg

I just had the greatest idea in the history of great ideas.

I CAN TELEPORT THERE

Thursday 3:45 PM

As I began charging up my teleport, purple particles vibrated around me. The other guys were still stuck in the mob. Lol.

There aren’t many people here who know how to teleport, so this was a major advantage in these situations.

My teleport was done charging up. With a flash of purple, I reappeared in the Main Lobby, way ahead of everyone. I zoomed up to the Balcony and I locked the gates. When my friends come I will unlock it. For now I’ll wait.

Thursday 3:55 PM

I saw FBI and I called for him. He teleported in the chair next to me.

He knows teleportation too, apparently.

Next, I saw Bob talking with Goose.

They noticed us and they walked up the stairs to join us.

“Where’s Florida?” asked Goose.

“No idea. Maybe he’s getting food, like last time,” I answered.

The staff members walked up on the stage and they started talking.

Thursday 4:00 PM

Oh no.

Nononononono.

NONONONONONOONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Florida has been kidnapped.

Epilogue

Thirst Man and Bubgi observed from the Seeing Crystal. The IAGA was under attack.

“W-what if… those guys destroy the IAGA and do the work for us?” a nervous Bubgi asked.

“The incoming forces are not powerful enough to defeat the IAGA. Although, this will be a good chance for us to see how powerful Sheldon currently is, and to analyze his weaknesses so we can exploit them later.”

“Good idea, Thirst Man.”

Suddenly, they hear mechanical whirring coming from behind them. It belonged to a nearly destroyed robot in the shape of a rodent.

“GET AWAY, FOUL BEING!” yelled Bubgi, but Thirst Man put a hand in front of him.

“Who are you, Rat-beast?” declared Thirst Man.

“I come for h-h-help, mighty Thirst Man,” wheezed the Robo Rat.

“And what help do you require?”

“I w-wish to… join you.”

“Do you remember where you came from?”

“Ah, yes… I remember it vividly,” hissed the Robo Rat.

The Robo Rat began to tell his story, and how the Soviet Legion had repeatedly thwarted his plans. He told of how when Sheldon had threw the Meganuke right at him, the only thing that kept him alive was his insane layers of elite Neurii technology armor plates.

“You want revenge, is that right, Rat-Beast?” said Thirst Man.

“Y-yes, Thirst Man. And please call me Robo Rat.”

“Your old name is a shell of your weakness and losses. You need a new title. Come with us, Rat Beast. We are glad to have you with us.”

Thank you @beansoup99 , our devoted cameraman : D

Other random stuff:

My list of epic people:

@5ov1et

@JackRoach

@ThatOneFanperson

@Dark_heart420

@beansoup99

@asdfghjkl123456798

@HuntressesofArtemis

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@Joel_Jelly

@exceptionalfork

@Spacepodz

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@Buck_Shooter

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4.5

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Oh heck yes, thanks for putting me in!   Russia and the Soviet are very op but I rate it, 4.5. 

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oh no bubgi went to iaga hwo possible

Bubgi is still with Thirst Man and now Rat Beast in their planet.

wawaaw

but bubgi was at iaga before

ja

nah, bubgis famous in the universe for his noobness

5/5 amazing

I like how you said "sorry no pictures, too time consuming" and then wrote that long of a script

also 6/10 very nice

5/5

the pictures actually take more time than the text .-.

4.8

you must type pretty quickly

well not that quick

its just that i spend 90% writing and 10% actually thinking of ideas cuz usually i just make up stuff as i go on

there are a few typos with "purple" written as "puple" in the beginning, but that is a minor issue