who signed up for the Foreign Legion...
Let us make a story!!!

He went to a music shop near the Notre Dame Cathedral and purchased a length of piano
wire.He then set out with the wire concealed under his coat.His intention was to..........

and was invited to play the role of "Tosca" in the performance.He was still a bit overweight
and so the Director of the Opera Monsieur Quatorze renamed his character to be "Tubby Tosca".
At this insult he........

While considering plan A he passed a door with a notice pinned to it.He read the notice and saw it
was an advertisement for "Soldiers of Fortune".Ring the bell it said for interview.According to the
notice pay would be very good.Sub-machine guns and ammo would be supplied for free and the
centre of operation was in........

And then he walked over to the lady at the local café , and said, “excuse me...I need to order my coffee” and walked past.

FOXY LABEAU is the main "organiser" for Harry "the Horse" and his friendly "Firm".
On a hot summer day the Firm gathered at the "Concrete Waistcoat" club not far from
5th Avenue in New York.Harry presided at the head of the table-Cuban Cigar in hand.
The first item on the agenda was a presentation by "Mad" Franky Extracti-the Firms "Dentist".
Franky had a notorious reputation for specialising in extractions of anyone who fell foul of
Harry."Mad " Franky started by saying....
Please add one sentence to the story.
I'll start
There once was a man named bill.