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Please add one sentence to the story. 

I'll start

There once was a man named bill.

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who signed up for the Foreign Legion...

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So the Commander of the Foreign Legion ordered a manhunt

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He tried glasses.

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He even tried to hide in a concealed drain situated in the centre of Paris...

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What shall I do he said.I have got to get away.Then he   suddenly had a bright idea..

 

 

 

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But, what if I get caught?
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I should have a plan B.

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He decided to call his twin brother William for advice

 

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who had just the answer, because he was nudging 43 stone himself

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He went to a music shop near the Notre Dame Cathedral and purchased a length of piano

wire.He then set out with the wire concealed under his coat.His intention was to..........

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He was after all a dab hand at set painting.

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and was invited to play the role of "Tosca" in the performance.He was still a bit overweight

and so the Director of the Opera Monsieur Quatorze renamed his character to be "Tubby Tosca".

At this insult he........

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While considering plan A he passed a door with a notice pinned to it.He read the notice and saw it

was an advertisement for "Soldiers of Fortune".Ring the bell it said for interview.According to the

notice pay would be very good.Sub-machine guns and ammo would be supplied for free and the

centre of operation was in........

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And decided that this was his passion and did this for 10 years
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Things were going along fine until he met Foxy Labeau.

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It was at the local café, she looked like she stepped out of Vogue magazine only a bit chubbier.

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And so He was scared

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And then he walked over to the lady at the local café , and said, “excuse me...I need to order my coffee” and walked past.

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FOXY LABEAU is the main "organiser" for Harry "the Horse" and his friendly "Firm".

On a hot summer day the Firm gathered at the "Concrete Waistcoat" club not far from

5th Avenue in New York.Harry presided at the head of the table-Cuban Cigar in hand.

The first item on the agenda was a presentation by "Mad" Franky Extracti-the Firms "Dentist".

Franky had a notorious reputation for specialising in extractions of anyone who fell foul of

Harry."Mad " Franky started by saying....