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GM-CatTheCool

Please add one sentence to the story. 

I'll start

There once was a man named bill.

Witkrag

who signed up for the Foreign Legion...

Witkrag

So the Commander of the Foreign Legion ordered a manhunt

ryewhisker

He tried glasses.

Witkrag

He even tried to hide in a concealed drain situated in the centre of Paris...

Witkrag

What shall I do he said.I have got to get away.Then he   suddenly had a bright idea..

 

 

 

Nemo9566
But, what if I get caught?
ryewhisker

I should have a plan B.

ryewhisker

He decided to call his twin brother William for advice

 

AussieMatey

who had just the answer, because he was nudging 43 stone himself

Witkrag

He went to a music shop near the Notre Dame Cathedral and purchased a length of piano

wire.He then set out with the wire concealed under his coat.His intention was to..........

ryewhisker

He was after all a dab hand at set painting.

Witkrag

and was invited to play the role of "Tosca" in the performance.He was still a bit overweight

and so the Director of the Opera Monsieur Quatorze renamed his character to be "Tubby Tosca".

At this insult he........

Witkrag

While considering plan A he passed a door with a notice pinned to it.He read the notice and saw it

was an advertisement for "Soldiers of Fortune".Ring the bell it said for interview.According to the

notice pay would be very good.Sub-machine guns and ammo would be supplied for free and the

centre of operation was in........

SolidOyster
And decided that this was his passion and did this for 10 years
ryewhisker

Things were going along fine until he met Foxy Labeau.

ryewhisker

It was at the local café, she looked like she stepped out of Vogue magazine only a bit chubbier.

MugOfAllTrades

And so He was scared

MugOfAllTrades

And then he walked over to the lady at the local café , and said, “excuse me...I need to order my coffee” and walked past.

Witkrag

FOXY LABEAU is the main "organiser" for Harry "the Horse" and his friendly "Firm".

On a hot summer day the Firm gathered at the "Concrete Waistcoat" club not far from

5th Avenue in New York.Harry presided at the head of the table-Cuban Cigar in hand.

The first item on the agenda was a presentation by "Mad" Franky Extracti-the Firms "Dentist".

Franky had a notorious reputation for specialising in extractions of anyone who fell foul of

Harry."Mad " Franky started by saying....