Who PLAYS THE PIANO?

I play the piano but haven't had professional lessons or anything. 

You hum it and I'll play it!

I’ve played for 5 years. It’s what I use to compose.

I used to play the violin moderately well.I loved a G-string!

I do...

Beethoven used to drive around Europe with his piano in the Ludwig van.

I would have thought he would have used a VON    Boom Boom !

I can play simple tunes.

Not if I ban myself first!

Wow, that's great!

I can play "Happy Birthday" if you give me the sheet and some time to remember what I'm doing.

Thanks, but it's been a while.

I've been thinking of trying keyboarding. A once saw a Keyboarding for Dummies set that included lessons on CD or DVD. I don't think they sell it anymore though. It's probably for the best. I have too many hobbies right now.