Robert_New_Alekhine from America here! Ask me everything except anything!

ROBERT_NEW_ALEKHINE FROM AMERICA HERE!

YOU MAY ASK NO QUESTIONS! YOU MAY POST NO COMMENTS! PLEASE INSTEAD GO TO THIS THREAD AND ASK QUESTIONS THERE!

THANK YOU! I CAN ANSWER BASICALLY EVERY QUESTION EXCEPT ALL THE QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE!

IT BEGINS! THE ULTIMATE QUESTION AND ANSWER SESSION FROM:

Chess.com's 2cnd best member according to the most recent "CHESS.COM HALL OF FAME"

UNRIVALED SECOND-TO-WORST TROLL BEHIND BADDOGNO!

Crusher of MSC157 in their blitz games!

HOST OF THE CHESS.COM HALL OF FAME

A HIGH EXPERT IN THE USCF!!!

Along with many other well known things about me that are so well known that I do not believe they need to be repeated here!

I AM ALSO THE CHALLENGER TO THE KING OF PATZERS, MARCOBR444! JOIN THIS TOURNAMENT IF YOU WISH TO ATTEMPT TO BECOME THE KING OF PATZERS AND I WILL ORGANIZE A DEATH MATCH WITH YOU AFTER YOU DEFEAT MARCO!

Ok

May I ask a question?

How old are u

42

Of corpse! Of course, you'll get turned in to a corpse after I answer...

Everything except anything?

Just following instructions

That is good of you, kind sir.

Yes sir yes sir

Good Knight!

Please be relevant, helpful, and nice and do not disrupt this  most important thread with least important comments.

13 COMMENTS! 

Either the illuminati, or I'm about to die!!!

Oops, 14 comments.

lol, 42 yrs old, I'm doubting that

what is my, and your aim?

What do you seroiusly think of my blogs?

You said you joined the tournament Official Patzer Chess Championship:

http://www.chess.com/tournament/official-patzer-chess-championships

But that tournament has a limit: rating 1325 or less in correspondence chess.

How did you join? Do you have another account in chess.com?