Paul works at a butchers shop, he is six feet tall and wears size nine shoes, what does he weigh?
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Paul works at a butchers shop, he is six feet tall and wears size nine shoes, what does he weigh?
Paul works at a butchers shop, he is six feet tall and wears size nine shoes, what does he weigh?
He weighs the meat that he's cutting up to package.
DreamscapeHorizons wrote:
He weighs the meat that he's cutting up to package.
Yes
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To cover their butt quacks
Fudgy u answered ur own riddle.
Good answer though.
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I punched myself and it hurt. A lot. Does that mean I'm strong or does that mean I'm weak?
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Hi Guys!
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Here's a riddle that I haven't solved yet because I continue to ponder it to this day:
I punched myself and it hurt. A lot. Does that mean I'm strong or does that mean I'm weak?
It means ur strong because if u were weak, u wouldn’t have punched ur self in the first place!
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