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Hi Guys!
Share ur jokes place is here! Just post some jokes and if I think it is very funny, I will give u a trophy.
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Here is a riddle:
Paul works at a butchers shop, he is six feet tall and wears size nine shoes, what does he weigh?
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He weighs the meat that he's cutting up to package. 

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DreamscapeHorizons wrote:

He weighs the meat that he's cutting up to package. 

Yes

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Why do ducks have feathers
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To cover their butt quacks
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Fudgy u answered ur own riddle. 

Good answer though.

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SuperSportGirl wrote:
Hi Guys!
Share ur jokes place is here! Just post some jokes and if I think it is very funny, I will give u a trophy.

Here's a riddle that I haven't solved yet because I continue to ponder it to this day:

I punched myself and it hurt. A lot. Does that mean I'm strong or does that mean I'm weak?

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Doctor: After checking your report I’m really sad to say that you’ve only 10 to live...

Patient: Goddamnit! Wait What do you meant by 10 to live? 10 what? 10 Years ? 10 Months? 10 weeks???

Doctor: 9.......8......

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EamonB1 wrote:
SuperSportGirl wrote:
Hi Guys!
Share ur jokes place is here! Just post some jokes and if I think it is very funny, I will give u a trophy.

Here's a riddle that I haven't solved yet because I continue to ponder it to this day:

I punched myself and it hurt. A lot. Does that mean I'm strong or does that mean I'm weak?

It means ur strong because if u were weak, u wouldn’t have punched ur self in the first place!

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Why should you be scared of V?

 

 

Because V is after U! Get it? V is after YOU

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Meat
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