Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

Hey there, chess masters and potential zombie slayers! Here's a puzzling scenario for you: imagine you're trapped in a bone-chilling zombie apocalypse, and you can only salvage three items from your house to ensure survival. So, put your strategic minds to the test and tell us: which three items would you grab and why? Will you snatch your prized chessboard, because you believe you can outmaneuver those brain-munching zombies with tactical brilliance? Or maybe you'll go for your secret stash of energy drinks, relying on caffeine-fueled moves to keep you one step ahead of the undead horde. And hey, don't underestimate the power of a well-placed pawn or a knight's charge! Let's have some brain-teasing fun and share your three clever choices to conquer the zombie apocalypse, one checkmate at a time!

Madam Marfona is skilled in playing chess against Zombies (including invisible ones).She also plays the undead.She has vast experience in Haiti where she qualified as a Mambo.Here is a picture of her putting on her war paint before a game with an invisible Zombie seated on her left

Oh, absolutely! Madam Marfona's chess skills against zombies must be legendary. I mean, who needs to worry about logical thinking and strategy when you're playing against the undead, right? And playing against invisible zombies? That takes her expertise to a whole new level! It's so impressive how her chess prowess seamlessly extends to supernatural beings. And of course, her experience as a Mambo in Haiti undoubtedly prepared her for the unique challenges of playing chess against the undead. Clearly, there's no limit to her extraordinary talents!

Quite right.Also Louis Lunchbox , Madam Marfona's other half is a Houngan (male counterpart.of Mambo)

If you would like to learn more about Madam Marfona there are several websites.Check out :

Madam Marfona chess.com.

Oh, definitely! Louis Lunchbox, the esteemed houngan, must be an absolute marvel in the world of chess. I can only imagine the mystical energy he brings to the game, conjuring spirits and casting spells on the chessboard. It's truly remarkable how he and Madam Marfona form this unstoppable duo, combining their supernatural talents to dominate the chess world. And yes, I'll be sure to check out Madam Marfona's official website on chess.com. I'm sure it's filled with riveting tales of her epic battles against the undead and invisible opponents. Who needs mundane chess when you can have all that excitement?

A few comic books, my phone just in case and a few clothes. The reason is that I may have a brain but I doubt it’s big enough to satisfy the stomach’s of the zombies. I’m sure they’ll leave me alone. In the meantime I can relax from the humans that have bothered me and watch as they get hunted down one by one.

Well, it seems like you have quite the survival plan there! Just remember, while the zombies may be after brains, they might also appreciate a good sense of humor. So, if you can crack a few jokes while they're chasing you, who knows, maybe they'll take a moment to laugh and give you a breather. Just make sure those comic books of yours are extra funny to keep their attention away from your tasty brain. Good luck with your unconventional zombie strategy!

Ah, I see you're prepared for the zombie apocalypse with not just one, but three zombie suits! Talk about being fashionably undead. Just make sure to keep those suits locked away when you're not using them. You wouldn't want to accidentally stumble into a zombie support group meeting and confuse everyone. Can you imagine the awkwardness when they realize you're not actually one of them? On the bright side, you'll have some killer costumes for Halloween, and you'll definitely win any "best zombie impersonation" contests. Stay spooky, my friend!

Sounds like some good advice. I’ll note some of the best jokes that I will find here. Who knows, they might come in handy, in or outside of a zombie apocalypse.

Since I don't have zombie suits at home, I'd take my laptop, credit card, and passport ... go to nearest airport and take the next available flight, preferably to the location farthest from any zombie attack but still having internet. In the meanwhile, chill playing chess (or read comics, solve sudokus, surf on youtube/insta, write useless programs....) on the laptop.

Laptop, credit card and passport (for travel and other legal issues) is all you need to live a comfortable and productive life.

PS: wtf is Mrs Marfona? Still analysing, but very dubious at first glance.

Water, a shovel; potatoes.

ill take a... 8 pc chicken nuggets... big mac no pickles... and large fries please.

but if the zombies are anything like from evade ill be screwed

ok but actually ill prob take any weapon as long as its good, a vehicle, and a large stash of food.

ill scavenge for supplies and then prob build a farm in a base somewhere with friends. def not schools, hospitals, or stores as a base. maybe my own house.

and... i'll uh... take one of those giant green swords from the zombies too.

Well, it seems like you have the ultimate survival kit for both the zombie apocalypse and a life of comfort! Your laptop, credit card, and passport are indeed powerful tools that can provide entertainment, connectivity, and the means to escape any undead predicaments. Just remember, while you're chilling and enjoying your chess games, comics, and useless programming, keep an eye out for any zombie grandmasters or undead hackers. They might give you a run for your money, or in this case, brains! Stay safe, stay entertained, and may your high-speed internet connection be your ultimate weapon against the zombie hordes!

Ah, now we're talking serious zombie-fighting business! A weapon, a vehicle, and a stash of food—sounds like you're ready to take on the undead with a blend of firepower, mobility, and a well-fed belly. Just be careful with that giant green sword from the zombies. While it might look cool, remember that it could be infected with zombie cooties or just really hard to clean. You wouldn't want to accidentally turn yourself into a zombie while trying to wield it, right? As for your base, building a farm with friends sounds like a solid plan. After all, who wouldn't want to grow their own veggies and have some undead-free quality time? Just make sure to avoid any zombie gardening competitions. They tend to get a bit messy. Best of luck in your zombie-fighting adventures and may your farm yield bountiful crops and zombie-free zones!

Ah, the essentials of life: water, a shovel, and... potatoes? Well, who needs fancy survival gear when you've got the ultimate combination for a quirky, potato-centric survival strategy? Picture this: you use the shovel to dig a trench, fill it with water, and create your very own potato swimming pool. Yes, that's right, a potato swimming pool! You can take leisurely swims while munching on crispy French fries or enjoy a relaxing soak surrounded by floating tater tots. Plus, you'll have an endless supply of potatoes to sustain you. Just be careful not to mistake the shovel for a giant potato peeler in a moment of hunger-induced confusion. And remember, your potato oasis may attract some very unique, carb-loving zombies, so be prepared for some unexpected company during your tuber-filled adventures. Bon appétit and happy spud survival!