War Game!

i fast forward into time until your star invincibility runs out, then attack you with a blue shell

nope

Is it this forum Ferrari?

I murder the king and hire 10 million soldiers to protect me

I start a plague that wipes out your army, then build a box out of bombs. Anyone that breaks it kills me and them. MWAHAHAHA

I send 3 people to come within 50 km each at different times to give you enough burns to kill you from the radiation. I go into the Raven Rock Mountain Complex and install a 3-foot-deep carbyne blast door with the entire US, Chinese, Russian, Hegemony, Formics ( those both from Enders Game) imperial empire, and the rebel alliance (the last 2 from Star Wars) at my disposal protecting me.

btw NASA has never equipped any weapons lol

you may also already be dead bcs there is a rather lack of oxygen on mars

Bruh can I join Waltazar? I want a pet

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi The Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
meanwhile I hide in a fallout nuclear bunker.

Eats creeper

i rip #222's organs out with a harpoon

The creeper was in those stomach acids so it exploded apple and king shark, i got cannonballed at the speed of light to space, with unlimited O2

i quickly react and block the explosion, still getting hurt but not dying

Breeds ninja shark samurai. Unleashes them on the world.

this doesn't defeat me, that's just you joining my side.

Uses large pack of soldier killer whales to kill sharks, then make an underwater bunker with infinite o2 from the water