ASDA ???
I wouldn't even send my butler there !
Snuffletwiit old fellow? I fear you may not be keeping up with the times. These days it's a better shop than M&S or Sainsbury's. We have no Waitrose so only Booths beats it these days. Not counting Fortnum's.
I say, I've just won a pawn against that ruffian, isn''t it the gentlemanly thing for him to resign now then ?
Personally, I think they should resign when you've won two thirds of pawn, when they're playing their social superiors. But there's no telling what these socialist chappies will get up to next. Having said that, I have to admit that this subject brings into focus the occasionally somewhat contradictory side of human nature, since I'm currently a member of the UK labour Party, old thing. It was to keep my wife company in case she wants to go on one of those revolutionary marches, and to protect her against revolutionaries. So far, no revolutionary marches, thank Goodness.
I just won my first game of chess , so much fun.
No
Yes sorry
I say, I still haven't lost a game yet, do I get a medal or something soon ?
I just won my first game of chess, jolly good fun it was as well.
"jolly good fun"...
"chap and chapesses"...
"ruffian"...
Entertaining fun from a new (and themed) account, but I wouldn't suppose that type of speech has been used in at least a century. xD
What exactly is a crumpet??
It is a British/English type of food similar to an English Muffin, or a baked cookie.
In contemporary USA, it would probably be called a Biscuit (not to be confused with "Biscuit" meaning "cookie" in Europe).
Again, an antiquated speaking-style...
I just won my first game of chess, jolly good fun it was as well.
Well, you can claim that you have a 100% win rate for now!
I say, I still haven't lost a game yet, do I get a medal or something soon ?
Maybe you can be hired as a chess coach soon! Your 100% game win rate and 100% puzzle win rate has already exceeded the best players on this site!
I just won my first game of chess, jolly good fun it was as well.
"jolly good fun"...
"chap and chapesses"...
"ruffian"...
Entertaining fun from a new (and themed) account, but I wouldn't suppose that type of speech has been used in at least a century. xD
Don't talk such nonsense old bean
We Tories who have come form those pillars of education ,Eton and Harrow always talk like that
Only commoners speak crudely !
I say, I still haven't lost a game yet, do I get a medal or something soon ?
Maybe you can be hired as a chess coach soon! Your 100% game win rate and 100% puzzle win rate has already exceeded the best players on this site!
Sounds rather decent to me, but when do I get to take over ?
I just won a piece against that ruffian, do you think the bounder will ever resign ??
Looks grim for him, Snuffles. You're playing jolly well.
One only does that against personages of similar nobllity and breeding old chap
You don't qualify sadly
lord sniffleebits ?...heres 1frumme2u4u2use 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpKWpUJybng
..and btw ?...in the very first photo ?...thats hugh grant caught in a time warp...upper left. L<3
lord sniffle twits ?...i wanna buy u a lancashire pie at a pub i knowa cross the mersey by the bridge (wilderspool)...u plonker u !
lol !...L♥...we'll have fun !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0O6ZjOZYhg
Your Lordship, I would be happy to view your estate at some time.
Preferably when her Ladyship is away , then we have have an early snifter....what ho !