What would happen if I ate myself?

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nimzomalaysian

Would I dissappear or would I become twice as large? Please explain.

EuweMaxx
Depends on the rate.
Boyangzhao

If you ate yourself, you would grow at a rate of X 1.63.

BobbyChesspickles
Eating yourself or 'Homo Autodigesticus' as it is called in medicine is a potentially lethal condition depending on where the patient starts. Which part of your body are you going to masticate first?
ilikewindmills
Probably the brain. It's the smallest.
BobbyChesspickles
Yes. That would require creating a burr hole with a drill, followed by spooning out the cranial contents. Bleeding might be an issue and if you eat your motor strip early on, you won't be capable of any more spooning.
Maybe start somewhere else?
razzarainbow

you'd probably throw up ...a penguins ass

ilovewingbills
Try the limbs first
El_Oval

There once was a man from Nantucket...

BobbyChesspickles
If I were you I'd start with your hair and make a trichobezoar. They're hilarious.
regi-mental

the last bite, is hard to swallow...........

razzarainbow

you'd have to swallow a lot of shit :-) 

BobbyChesspickles
Pardon?
razzarainbow

that took balls bobby.

BobbyChesspickles
Balls is what I do best
MEXIMARTINI

RIGHT BEFORE HE EATS YOU

 

razzarainbow

pocket billiards .?

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Disobeyed_Teen

I'm with you cottonsock

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