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Staunton Throws

Staunton Throws

NM GargleBlaster
| Jun 10, 2019
| 3,073
| 30

Dear Readers, Imagine the scene.  The year is 1843, the place is London, and you are Howard Staunton, the greatest player in the world, a player so great that people hundreds of years from now will demand to play only on sets named after yo...

Several Puzzles From Saturday's Simul

Several Puzzles From Saturday's Simul

NM GargleBlaster
| Jul 29, 2014
| 3,422
| 12

Last Saturday I did an eleven board simul for the Dan Heisman Learning Center.  It was fun, and the whole thing can be seen via my twitch channel at http://www.twitch.tv/zugaddict/c/4754890 I'll probably go over some of the games in depth later o...

Results of the World's First "Gargle-Simul"

Results of the World's First "Gargle-Simul"

NM GargleBlaster
| Jul 4, 2014
| 3,332
| 4

Hello!  My first official chess.com simul (broadcast at http://www.twitch.tv/zugaddict) was a great success for all involved except, well, me.  The final tally was +4 =2 -4 in spite of several opponents being overcome by pity and offering either d...

GargleBlaster Strikes Back

GargleBlaster Strikes Back

NM GargleBlaster
| Mar 9, 2014
| 10,818
| 25

  Hello, and welcome to the final episode of “How to Make Master In Three Hundred Blunders or More”. In previous chapters I’ve relived some of my more unfortunate losses, including roughly a half dozen disasters whilst on ...

Oregon Fail

Oregon Fail

NM GargleBlaster
| Mar 2, 2014
| 10,865
| 12

Hello, and welcome to the second to last installment of my increasingly epic saga of one man trying to somehow eek his way to 2200 USCF in the wilds of the Pacific Northwest.  In this episode I detail my experiences at the Oregon Summer Open ...

Worst. Tournament. Ever.

Worst. Tournament. Ever.

NM GargleBlaster
| Feb 15, 2014
| 16,652
| 28

“Chess, like love, like music, has the power to make people want to shoot themselves.”   - GargleBlaster   ***   Hello again, and welcome to the, er... actually,  I've lost count of how many blogs/arti...

Auuuuuuuugh

Auuuuuuuugh

NM GargleBlaster
| Feb 2, 2014
| 4,439
| 12

To those following the ups and downs of Nakamura’s often colorful chess career, yesterday’s collapse in Zurich against Carlsen was without question the most painful of the American’s now numerable reversals against the World Cham...

GargleBlaster's Year in Review

GargleBlaster's Year in Review

NM GargleBlaster
| Dec 31, 2013
| 3,563
| 8

2013 was an eventful year in chess.  Carlsen won the World Championship, Kramnik won the World Cup, Gelfand won the Tal and Alekhine Memorials, Karjakin won that thing in Norway, Kamsky won the U.S. Championship, a 9-year old made National Master,...

The Bumpy Road to Chess Mastery

The Bumpy Road to Chess Mastery

NM GargleBlaster
| Dec 18, 2013
| 22,392
| 42

Hello, chess.com readers.  The article or, rather, series of articles you are about to read is unlikely to improve your chess in any way ­- it is merely a story about how to get to 2200 USCF, attain a National Master's title, and reap the...

2200, somehow

2200, somehow

NM GargleBlaster
| Dec 4, 2013
| 1,639
| 5

Will write more about this and how it came to be over the last several years.  For now, here's the first of my ten games played at the just recently concluded American Open where this quasi-quixotic accomplishment occured.

I'm officially a "Candidate Master".  Yay, I guess

I'm officially a "Candidate Master". Yay, I guess

NM GargleBlaster
| Nov 8, 2013
| 2,682
| 9

I played five games up in Portland last weekend and, while it was mostly just/yet another Sisyphean exercise in chess futility, I did manage a fifth and final Candidate Master norm.  Anyhow, I'll spare the gory details, as I think basically two pe...

Parallel Universe Matches: Fischer-Karpov, Part II

Parallel Universe Matches: Fischer-Karpov, Part II

NM GargleBlaster
| Jul 24, 2013
| 3,685
| 5

As detailed in my previous blog, these are the games from the 1975 Fischer-Karpov match that didn't actually occur in our present timeline and therefore had to be dragged out of a nearby parallel universe for your enjoyment. Game 3: Fischer reve...

Tactical Training

Tactical Training

NM GargleBlaster
| Jul 17, 2013
| 1,177
| 2

Just a quick puzzle to solve from actual play - a good example of the practical difficulties you're confronted with during a real chess game.

The Greatest Game You've Never Seen

The Greatest Game You've Never Seen

NM GargleBlaster
| Jul 8, 2013
| 2,771
| 5

This game, between two relatively obscure English masters (though Frank Parr did win Hastings the following year) is arguably one of the finest attacking games on record.  See if you can find the best moves (good luck!)...

A Modest Proposal for Preventing OTB Cheating

A Modest Proposal for Preventing OTB Cheating

NM GargleBlaster
| Jul 8, 2013
| 1,558
| 3

It is a melancholy object to those fans of our most distinguished and cherished game of chess to see, in events both near and abroad, its image tarnished by petty miscreants employing the most base forms of mischief and subterfuge.  The egregious ...

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The Bumpy Road to Chess Mastery:

Part One: Philadelphia

Part Two: Baltimore

Part Three: Humboldt County

Part Four: Portland

Part Five: Vancouver

Part Six: Portland (again)

Part Seven: Orange County