If you wish to defeat me you must train for another 500 years!!

ParzivalTheGreat3 is not my alt account. My friend just wanted to copy me(BRRUUU RYAN!!!)

There are two types of chess players.

Bad speed chess players, and good speed chess players.

Formerly GM_Loser5000

But in the end, nothing matters.

We are still all speed chess players in the end.

here is my old profile: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WN-Qxfui543aPtRdKykWEJhYbB03eiTC0jEHtQdTOy0/edit

Now...

for the real thing.

first of all...

This (credit to b1zmark!!!!!!)

Hey-ey, I'm coming to take your rating points away. Been gaming yesterday but now I'm grinding all the way. You tried to play a main line, tried to hide behind the masters, which isn't at all fine.

So it's time to weird things up, got my gaming water in my cup, close the position up, maneuver my knight over here for backup, doubling my rooks up, got a deadly lineup.

Heads up, you haven't played half bad, but sadly you're just the runner up, and in a two-player game that's pretty sad. Asking yourself, "how did I get here?", consoling yourself, "my position isn't bad, there's nothing to fear". But that's just the beginning, buttercup. Your defensive skills gonna get a quick checkup, how long can you last in a fast, vast game of cat and mouse? How long until your game collapses?

have to make a move quick, low time makes everything click - attack a bit of here, poke a bit of there. Pawns screaming for protection, but that's faulty threat detection. Layers of deception, pieces making invasion, leading to the creation of an utterly passive position.

Hey-ey, I'm coming to take your points away. I've Been gaming yesterday but now I'm grinding all the way. You tried to resist, but I called "cease and desist", and now all my pieces are gonna get the award "assist".

So it's time to weird things up, got my gaming water in my cup, close the position up, maneuver my bishop over here for backup, double my rooks up, I've got a deadly lineup-

Lost that game, feeling a bit of rage. You click on the rematch, trying to get your points in a lucky catch, but sorry, there's an entire batch of other players that are up for a match. Typing in the chat, "coward can't rematch", but my hat is matte black and you have stockfish in the back.

"New Game" is the way to go.

Hey-ey, I'm coming to take your points away, been gaming all day but now i gotta grind the points all day. Being like a sweat, premoving while I fret, but in the bitter end someone's gotta get rekt.

Hey-ey, I'm coming to take your points away. Grinding all day, have to keep your pieces at bay, they're jumping into the fray. This guy's kinda good, but I have a trick up my sleeve: keep pushing wood.

Time to hunker down, get on the ground, make a fortress that can withstand the duress. They're looking for a way in, but I got all entrances plugged in, still shooting for a win, but then they put a nice spin -

Sac'd a piece, hoping for some cheese, don't know if it's sound, but it can make me drown. But now I play my card, I can use my time to turn my pieces into-

guards. Rally to the king, block attacks from the wing, thank goodness for the ping. Opponent is panicking, can't get anything going, meanwhile I am cackling, because I got that

rating.

Hey-ey, I'm coming to take your points away. Been gaming yesterday but now I'm grinding all the way.

ahhh whyyy backround color!?!?!?! NOOOO.

spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0aktHsJJOmwJg4pBzRoAVD

I have more just go to my profile(pawnstorm65) and browse

OMG!! WHYY!!! WHYY @pineapplepro123??? WHY MUST YOU CLOSE??

NOOOoO @itude got closed!!!!!

NOOOOO!!!!! Checkers is INVADING CHESS.com!!!!

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/checkers-invading-chess-com

upcoming INSANE 15+10 rapid grind in the future by me.

upcoming insane 3+0 blitz grind coming maybe.

im currently battling a long war with daily chess.

a cat and a fish don't match. Ever. I learned that the hard way.

oxe dixplex oxe displaex.

chongyun like actually eat something that is not popsicles.

how do you sleep.

where do you breathe and how.

what is oxygen.

one last thing....

Watch beluga.

GM_Parzival1