Grobula

I vant you to play your best, mortal

Do not look into my eyes

Lest you fall under my spell

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Should you visit my estate, take care

Do not remain in the castle after the hours of darkness

An unfortunate incident could transpire

Flee the castle an hour before sunset

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Did you donate to local blood bank?

No?

I make house calls and will collect your donation.

It is part of my charitable work in the global community.

I write it off on my taxes.