I am a furry,

I was so good at chess that the world feared me, even the best. I causally school grand-masters with the upmost ease. rated 3200 i was absolutely based like based beyond belief i obliterated the best with ease. and I knew i was the world champion , not a chance in heck of them ever beating me. well my life got way more than ugly because the mafia hated me. my hard work on the chessboard was known by them and they were so over whelmed by my talent that they took me in, told me i could be anyone, called me the faucet, because it would just be win after win after win. well then suddenly they killed most of my friends, locked me in a dungeon (with the worst lawyer in the galaxy ), held me captive, brainwashed me. yet with even half of my memories removed and 3 lobotomies i escaped. i went back for revenge. but it was as if my mind changed , i had more tears than voice , my sense was raw and there was evil there. my friend still was locked up and my prized chessboard and my other, precious love went with the others to the golem factory. i was so dead , but even that wasn’t nearly as bad as what happened at the gambling factory with the cupola and overalls i still hope the mayor will restore all this to me so i can help restore the respect and safety to that dungeon in the sky. and, if not, you should send everyone there for punishment on your newly founded corporation on planet Star Forge…. i digress i went back to the family and told them i would help them beat all the other chess mafias. i beat them all and they were all under my command. by then my IQ was that of 3000 but it just got better. My skill skyrocketed my elo was like 3000, 4000, 5000, 6000, 7000 and it just got faster. i was beating SUPERCOMPUTERS and i kept on playing chess. i learned chess engines. i built a program and beat a large supercomputer that was used by NASA and i kept beating the best chess engines. i achieved Superhuman chess talents. after 6 weeks and weeks and months and months i beat EVERY chess engine in the universe the winner was unknown. i was the greatest chessplayer in the universe and i kept winning. i was the strongest, smartest, most heartless bad*** and most evil man there ever was in the history of the universe. game over for the poor. played all the way to world famous but our ultimate goal was to be the greatest player in the universe. just one final test against the best the universe has ever known, and i needed more than just a win in worlds best chess. i wanted to be INCREDIBLE. i needed to be GOD. decided to fight the lategame, advanced battle strategies and had to build me the perfect chess engine which worked with my unique strengths in the game. had to use my superior problem solving skills, collaboration and cooperation to win each battle . must build the perfect army to match the perfectly balanced chessboard. then battle time… first… down two of the greatest boards in the world, half of the world computers and next to my highest elo standing opponent, THE KING OF THE WORLD FOREVER!!! king is very evil, he came in with the most lethal board in the history of the universe. i had to work the most DEVASTATING chess engines out there just to even defeat his evil machine and ohhhh my god was it difficult to do so, but we did it. have to work meticulously on how I played everything just to even break 80% of his elo. all the problems and tactics workarounds we used in World X premiered. I COULDNT BELIEVE IT HE WAS ROUNDED BY PUTTING MY DUCKS ON THE DECK AND THEN PLAYING PENNY. BLITZ AND BLITZ AND THEN MATHATAOH HO HO JUST WEEPING. but that’s what kings do to chess players… they respect every player on the board but the perfect player and no 1e beats the best 1e. sent king in first by bongclouding hjust as a trool. beated all 5000 players with 0 losses with yy, so i knew i would have a chance against him after the second best player. i outdid my personal goal and came in way under the radar with 95 elo. 10 minutes and counting, he cannot beat my King’s Armoured Brigade! he is either dead or i have a 100% winning record against all the competition which is virtually impossible because the first ever chess computer beat more than 2000 human Ultra grand masters. I BEAT THEM ALL WITH THE UPMOST EASE I AM THE BEST CHESSPLAYER IN THE MULTIVERSE WITH AN ELO OF 100000 AND AN IQ OF 3000000000 I BEAT EVERY ENGINE AND EVERY MAN . i then decided to take a break. I did some charity work. battled with the finest chess leaders including and winners of the last two world championship with SCOAMH HO HO . then i made it official and created my own E-Sport league. googled “E-sport” since chess is a brand and quickly found out that chess is the most dominate sport in the world… competition and recognition is greatest than if they broadcast it in a GAME. if it wasn’t for chess we wouldn’t have google, facebook or twitter. you should go to the stadium and know that they are giving you a VALUABLE HONOUR… which is quite sad. it just means that the game is old.

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