josephyossi

top 50 league player in world, now retired until further notice

pro league player

chess.com vigilante and protector. got any problems on here? i can help you instantly.

you can ask me to join b1zhub

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IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO FRIEND ME, SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE IN ANY FORM AS TO WHY YOU WANT TO FRIEND ME AND THEN I WILL DECLINE OR ACCEPT IT BASED ON MY OPINION

insta: josephinayassi

snapchat: josephinayassi

world record holder for most mutes on one account and on multiple accounts, (40, and 2500) and world record holder for the longest spotify playlist in history. 7 speedrun world records, and a massively declining mental health 

you see, the sad thing about me is that i am torn between killing myself or killing everyone else around me, so i balance the scale, and hurt bad guys on here, and hurt myself, with the muting, and other things, bit by bit, so i have finally split the decision, and it's the only reason i've been on here for so long.

hi! my name is joseph, but you can call me josephina, yossi, or josephinayassi (another nickname), or, i forgot, joseph, or of coruse, josephyossi. anyways, i like to play chess, i have over 135k earnings in fortnite, and i've donated every penny to charity. my largest donation recently was 10k to team seas. pretty cool.more elaboratino in dms if you like.  one of my comments sometime ago on youtube was pinned by some youtuber with like 7m subs, i forget who tho. but anyways, my life is okayish, i'm pretty depressed, like, all the time, but thats just me! i try to be active on public forums, but im more active in chat, so if you wanna talk, just hmu there. happy.png also i have my own fan club and i like to make blogs sometimes.

thats not a desperate yell for social attention 

talents: pro fortnite gamer, 135k earnigs +, can play bullet sucessfully with trackpad (i adopted @actionvolt on trackpad) 

happy.png more but im too lazy to write them

talents: lazness

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5yLgXvlI3e5OqABQKFfUeG?si=2029c6d03b794358

bi - boy/ he/him

my best spotify playlist yet https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5eftxnjakRN2DTnIkweaXz?si=7e8fab7d73fc42c3

my best (and good) friends: @leon_likes_chess @Gm_chess_player @Hvenki  @ukrainiandude @dababysburner @b1zmark @aza-kun @Moonwarrior_1 @technicalfunds @kingcobra280  @rainbowisback @maskednuisance @Ninjaswat @snowythewolf @N30N100 

basically anyone who is in b1z hub is my good friend 

IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO FRIEND ME, SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE IN ANY FORM AS TO WHY YOU WANT TO FRIEND ME AND THEN I WILL DECLINE OR ACCEPT IT BASED ON MY OPINION

it feels like these words just get lost, when you dont have a voice loud enough, i dont know if my lungs would survive, so i just sit in silence. 

never do anything rash, even when all hope is lost, at the end of the cave, there will be an exit, and there will be light again.  1-877-870-4673

wise quotes by me

"when i die, i want someone to write about my life, all my adventures and downfalls, and end the biography with a simple, 'he died"'.

Robert Frost - “I can sum up life in three words - it goes on.” BY OLIVER TREE? SUSS

please scroll down this thing to get to the real stuff. (spotify playlists) 

music:https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5eftxnjakRN2DTnIkweaXz?si=7e8fab7d73fc42c3 

Patzer 😩 | Tilter 📉 | Professional Blunderer 👌 2016-present

Certified TM®(Tilt Master) 2016-Present | MTCF (Master Tilt Chess Federation)

https://www.chess.com/live#g=5812036492 is broken https://www.chess.com/live#g=5808156630

316 MOVES LOL https://www.chess.com/live#g=8463839213

when life gives you lemons, squeeze them into peoples eyes.

Proud 2nd placer of the NSPBCL with Rock n’ ROL. Currently playing in season three in the Competitive Stars League for Team Dimension. (our captain randomly dissolved it. 

multiple time amatuer scc and open scc champ (in a club not the actual scc)

 adopted : @komodo4 @chrisxdlr @1e4c6_O-1

@Artem_Star

Ran away: @Phantom_Beast23 (9 in a row) @Dtszm(7 in a row) @nihar_raju_23 (4 in a row) @petersgoodinchess (4 in a row) @Math694 (4 in a row and ran after i hit 1700)  @red

half adopted (5 in a row) : @horselover123 @nora-bot  @gm_chess_player  (5 in row and then he switched the tc) tbh it was koth tho .@LordBarnabyIV @Nightly-Knight @thegmultraplayerclub  @whiteguyplayschess @b61-O @noobslayerprime @red

adoption + 1(11) @xhive24

who was trying to adopt who? : @ibqn_de

adopted x 1/2 (15 in a row) : @komodo3 @chrisxdlr @MISTER_MCchess

avoided adoption from: @horselover123 @gm_chess_player @nora-bot  @svdreamer @thegmultraplayerclub @noobslayerprime @anikolay

SEVEN IN A ROW AND THEN MY CHROME GLITCHES -.- : @horselover123 

More than 1/2 but less than a full one : @red (probably some more, lmk if you were one of them)

i couldn't ever beat: @Gm_chess_player @muddycyclopes 

copypasta 

Did you just curse at me because you lost? Oh, you reported me also. Great! You can't even stand losing a game. I might get muted, or banned. But how will you feel? You will feel like the king, but the king of sore losers. Copy and paste this if you are against people reporting you for no reason, because no one likes that.

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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!

I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

𝔹ᴜʟʟDOG? 𝕋ʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ 𝕤ᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -𝕋ʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜ𝕤ᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ?... 𝕊ʜᴇ ɪ𝕤 A 𝔻𝕚𝕖. -𝕋ʜᴇ ɢɪ𝕣𝕝 ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜ𝕤ᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ JESSIFER?... 𝕊ʜᴇ 𝕤ᴘᴇɴᴅ𝕤 ʜᴏᴜʀ𝕤 ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ DISGUISE ON SO NO ONE WOULD RECOGNIZE HER -𝕋ʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ RIP? ℍᴇ ɪ𝕤 ᴀ ʙᴜ𝕤 ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -𝕊ᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ 5 ᴄᴀʀ𝕤?... ℍᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪ𝕤 ᴄARS. -𝕋ʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏ𝕠ᴜ ᴊᴜ𝕤ᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ CRINGING?... ℍɪ𝕤 ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪ𝕤 DANCING. -𝕋ʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜ𝕤ᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ as ʙᴇɪɴɢ A ʙᴀʟL?...ℍᴇ wᴀ𝕤 A ᴄᴀɴ. -ℙᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪ𝕤 ᴀ𝕤 ʏᴏᴜʀ 𝕤ᴛᴀᴛᴜ𝕤 ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ𝕤ᴛ ʙᴜʟLDOGS. 𝕀 ʙᴇᴛ 𝕄𝕆𝕊𝕋 𝕆𝔽 𝕐𝕆𝕌 ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏ𝕤ᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ 𝕀'ᴍ 𝕤ᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀʀᴛ(wink wink snudoo) ᴡɪʟʟ

You fool. You absolute buffoon. You muffinhead. You potatobrain. Do you REALIZE what you have done? You've just been utterly and absolutely bamboozled by the absolute mastery that is this me executing this play. You thought you had even a smidge of a chance, but you never have. I've been running circles around you the whole time. Bow down to me, peasant. For you have just been outplayed in every single way imagineable

 Bruh? Think you are so meme? The girl you just called gay? She's you. The girl you called rbhgurbgjkhru? She spends hours making cringey fortnite videos. The boy you tipped? That's nice actually he works minimum wage and needs it. See that man with 5 charrs? He fought for those rawrs. That kid you made fun for existing? His mother is trying. That kid you just made go poop? He was a pee.

LETS GO

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 Fishstock? Wanna be better at chess? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ Bad?... Sʜᴇ hasn't drank fishstock . -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?...She doesnt know Vitamin K hlps your chess abilities. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛRɪPpEd? Hᴇ ɪs needs some milk with fishstock. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ’s actually never had omega 3. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏOᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... He hasnt been introduced to the petrosian (recently became drunk from drinking too much fish stock. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ apparently forgot that liars become kicked off. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ people that dont drink fish stock.. I ʙᴇᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ  ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏsᴛ , ʙᴜᴛ I'ᴍ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ fish stock constantly in their refrigerator filled with Wesley So hate magnets will.

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H ELLO AM 48 YEAR MAN FROM SOMALIA. SORRY FOR BAD ENGLAND. I SELLED MY WIFE FOR INTERNET CONNECTION FOR PLAY "chess.com" AND I WANT TO BECOME THE GOODEST PLAYER LIKE YO U

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