I'm from Idaho but I don't grow potatoes (just had to get that out of the way)

" Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions." -Anonymous

Also I represented Idaho in the barber tournament of K-8 champions twice (2017 and 2018) if any of you know what that is. I got 3.5/6 and 21st place in 2017 and 26th place with 3/6 in 2018

I also had a weird Biology Teacher. He gave us these songs

The Lipid Song

(to the tune of camptown races)

(words in parentheses are spoken fast)

The lipid vendors sing this song

doodah...doodah

a lipid molecule is quite long

oh, doodah day

lipids on my thighs

lipids on knees

I get my lipids at Burger King

Sometimes at McD's

It all starts out (with) a glycerol

Doodah,doodah

3 carbons, each (with) an alcohol

Oh, doodah day

Take a fatty acid

Cram it on each one

Now that’s a triglyceride

(and) now we’re having fun

(But) not all fats are made the same

Doodah,doodah

There’s “saturated” in their name

Oh,doodah day

(If it’s got) a double bond

It ain’t saturated

It’s made by plants (and it’s) good for you

Somebody sat “Hooray!”

If it don’t have a double bond

(satu--rated)

(it’ll coat) your arteries all night long

Oh dooday, day

Coat em’ till they crack

Coat em’ till they burst

(You can live) with veggies or die with meat

Which do you think is worse?

Well these things are triglycerides

Doodah, doodah

And through your veins they slip and slide

Oh doodah day

Burn em’ when you sing

Burn em’ when you run

(If you) burn em’ fast then you’ll stay thin

(and) you’ll have lots of fun

There’s other kinds of lipids too

Doodah,doodah

(Like the wax) that you put on your shoe

Oh, doodah dah

Wax is lipid too

Wax is waterproof

It keeps the water out or in

Which you’ll want depends

Well phospho (lipids) (have a) claim to fame

Doodah,doodah

(Cause) they make up your cell membrane

Oh doodah day

Keep the outsides out

Keep the insides in

Your cells they need a good membrane

(It’s) kind of like their skin

And steroids are another kind

Doodah,doodah

For making hormones they are fine

Oh, doodah day

Make testosterone

Making estrogen

They make us who we are today

Make us her or him

(But) some folks will abuse these ones

Doodah,doodah

Inject em right into their bunds

Oh, doodah day

They ain’t very bright

They might die tonight

Or get jerked out of the hall of fame

Who will they have to blame?

So now I know the lipid song

Doodah, doodah

I’m gonna sing it all day long

Oh,doodah day

(At) least until the quiz

(and) then if I’m a whiz

Then I won’t need it anymore

Because I’ll know the score

The Carbohydrate Song

One little two little three little carbon

Four five six carbon that makes glucose

Change em' around and then it's glucose

those are structural isomers

Simple sugars are monosaccharides

Two together are diassaccharides

Glucose, frucose, that makes sucrose

mmmmmmm Kelogg's Frosted Flakes (I do not own this cereal. The company Kelloggs (which I do not own) does https://www.kelloggs.com/en_US/home.html

Starch is made of only glucose

Long long chains of only glucose

Glycogen is just like starch

but animals make branches

Cellulose is also glucose

Bonded with a special bond

So nobody can break it down

Except for little microbes

Though all that's green is largely glucose

Eating it's of little use

Unless like Oxen, Cows, and Termites

Germs live in your stomach

Did you actually read all that or did you skip it because you wanted to see what was next? Because what's next is:

I don't know what to put here.

I wanted to do something stupid but that would be..... stupid

What do you want from me?

I doubt anyone is even reading this

They got bored when they saw the songs

Or there could be someone reading this

Also..... if anyone's interested..... you could pm me and ask me about @superman0101 's secrets. But I doubt anyone wants that. Or maybe they do.

So why are you wasting your time reading me rant on and on?

(also why am I wasting my time ranting on and on?)

I have things to do. You probably do to. Unless you're like @superman0101 and you stay on chess.com forums all day long.

So goodbye my friend, or someone I don't know

I will stop wasting our time.

Maybe one day I'll add more. I'm sure everyone would love that

KX05