Nimzo-IndianaJones

 Hi, I’m Nimzo. I’m from Alabama and I suck at chess.

No, I don’t play the Nimzo-Indian, shocking right?

No, I don’t want to join your club, and no, I most definitely don’t want to coach you for free. Thanks for all the generous offers though.

If I had to describe myself in just five words they’d be brilliant, awesome, cool, handsome, and humble.