So i noticed everyone in my friends list has really long and cool bios so i wanna do the same NO ONE TELL ME WHAT TO DO

and they also have update times so i going to add one: LAST UPDATED: 4/3/2026

and this bio is going to be pretty short

I USED TO BE “Kyle_hello72” I AM VERY SORRY IF ONE OF THE TWO FRIENDS I GOT BEFORE THE NAME CHANGE ARE CONFUSED ON WHAT THIS RANDOM GUY IS DOING IN THEIR MESSAGES

I play chess and geometry dash and nothing else really

i wanna win chess games, i mostly play rapid because blitz and bullet too fast :|

but im bad at chess

but im good at geometry dash! (if you dont know what game that is, then get up from that rock you’ve been living under)

losing streak: i dont want to update this anymore

winning streak: i don’t play that much chess games

if you are reading this sentence, i wrote the sentence on 8:18 PM, 12/2/2025

if you are getting bored pls message what else could i say bc im running out of ideas

um how to message:

go to the person you want to message’s profile
click the three dots in the corner
go to message tab
write your message and send!
yeah thats it yippee!

the bio images is kinda messed up idk how that happened but dont mind

im accepting all friend requests im usually a pretty shy person irl but i want lots of friends on chess.com

now that i think of it GO BE FRIENDS WITH ME NOW

my other account @an_irregular_pentagon go check it out

fun fact: a cloud has around 500 tons of water

so 1/500 of a cloud has 1 ton of water

which is around the weight of a cessna 172

so a cloud has around 1,000,000 pounds of water

random puzzles cause why not =|

My favorite opening is the Nimzowitsch Defense or Four Knights Game, though I used to like the Scandinavian Defense: Mieses Kotrc Variation before (i still like it) I also like Alekhine’s Defense

my friends that i know pretty well (I AM SO SORRY THAT SOME OF YOU WILL NOT BE ON IT, I’M ONLY WRITING FRIENDS THAT I KNOW REALLY WELL BECAUSE I WON’T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE) (If you want to be on there, just talk to me more or something)

if i have in red text, i dont really talk to this person anymore

@kkdino: he is kinda like, um, just look at his pfp and also he’s an irl friend if you go to redacted] you might see him =)

Update: he doesn’t do chess.com anymore but he doesn’t want to close his account

@XonnerBotSchool: Really fun to chat with, really fun to be with in general! Go check out his Modern vs Magic story right now no escuses. He also makes really good stories and reading them is so entertaining. Someone get this guy a publisher

@Triali5824: REALLY good at geometry dash, and I have no clue how he beats the levels he does. (also please tell me how to get past the beginning of CICADA3304) i wish i can be as good as him and in chess =)

@Blazefire800: Really good friend, around one of the first ones I’ve ever met, also really fun to discuss with and chat with! He has been helping me in the GDOC demonlist (https://www.chess.com/club/geometry-dash-of-chess) and SO MUCH WORK has been done! I’d like to thank him very much =)

@Mackadat: Really fun friend, really fun quizzes, really fun “Guess The Level”s in GDOC, really fun BASICALLY EVERYTHING. Nice guy, really friendly (am I using the word “really” too much?), and I wish I can think of something else to write but it’s 9:00 PM on a Saturday lol

Go check out all his “_____ of the Week”s

@qwerty-and-friends: Very dramatic hextet (or whatever you call a group of six), go check their profile to learn all about them! I’m probably waiting for zxcv to say “Why did you not add more info on me, da king????” but that’ll come soon lol

@Midgets_Are_Better: Actually made the first demonlist (which did not have enough people) and actually gave me the idea of starting another one to me, I would like to thank him really much! ALSO WE HAVE 30 LEVELS NOW LETS GOOOOO

@Pawnsonglikedawn: she’s too famous so all i can say is she’s good and nice yeah

@Miracle: She makes good YouTube videos (even though I can only watch her Rumble). Her profile is unsurprisingly the inspiration for to make a long bio and put my friends here. I like to call her the obliterator in chess because [obvious reasons]. Whenever I play her, (which I rarely do) I am cooked. And I already know I’m cooked during the game. She is a great chess coach too!

some things i made (will update):

for @Pawnsonglikedawn cause i was bored

random tree

GDOC DEMONLIST STARTED!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.chess.com/clubs/forum/view/we-need-your-help-24

GDOC arena started! if you are in that club (Geometry Dash of Chess) then join =))))))))))

road to 400 rapid sorta????

(on lichess the default elo is 400 so that just proves how bad i am at chess)

i joined a thematic tornament (nimzowitsch defense) and i never imagined how many daily games i would have to play =|

THE NEW UPDATE IS DRIVING ME CRAZY. CHESS.COM NEEDS TO TALK.

If you actually talk to me you will know that i don’t have access to youtube (i didn’t get banned)

and IF PUFF DUCK FROM ISHOYA STREAMS IS READING THIS AND DOES CHESS.COM, THEN I’M SORRY FOR JUST LEAVING THE STREAMS I CAN’T ACCESS YOUTUBE LOOK AT MY NAME CAUSE I DON’T WANNA MENTION IT IN MY BIO CAUSE WHY NOT

hey guys check out @an_irregular_pentagon! i update it so there is a thing =)

I’M BACK!!!!!! sorry i disappeared for no one for months hehehehe

so uhh i give up on the thing and no one will get the prize. it was “if9dynamixwasrealyea” in ROT13 but i gave up on the level

I GOT 400 RAPID LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JOIN MAKE A JOKE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE ARE CLOSE TO 1,000 MEMBERS!!!!!!!

https://www.chess.com/club/make-a-joke-1

ALSO AFTER YOU JOIN MAKE A JOKE, SPAM COMMENTS IN THIS FORUM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.chess.com/clubs/forum/view/comments-69?

i like ducks =)

JOIN THE “MAKE A JOKE” CLUB TODAY: THE COOLEST CLUB IN THE UNIVERSE (ACCORDING TO US)!!! WE’RE LIKE SUPER HIP AND TOTALLY SWAGGED OUT OR WHATEVER THE KIDS SAY NOWADAYS!!!

COME HANG WITH THE COOL CROWD (WHICH IS JUST THREE PEOPLE AND ONE OF THEM IS MY COUSIN) AND HAVE A LAUGHALICIOUS TIME THAT WILL MAKE U SAY “WOW THAT WAS… SOMETHING.”

WE GOT LOL! LMAO! ROFL! XD! ALL THE COOL LETTERS!!! WE MAKE JOKES! WE MAKE TOAST! WE MAKE AWKWARD EYE CONTACT BECAUSE WE’RE TRYING TOO HARD TO BE RADICAL!!!

U ARE A CERTIFIED JOKESTER LEGEND PRO MAX XXL EDITION… IN OUR HEARTS.
HAHAHAH WOWZA SKRRRT YEET BYGTAUQWERTYUIOP12345 COOLNESS LEVEL: NEGATIVE 7

JOIN “MAKE A JOKE” TODAY BEFORE WE START CRYING IN A CORNER ABOUT OUR FAILED COOLNESS!!! 1NQIOGYRDTFYASKMIUG6AE45TGYIJOHU85D4RTYUH SWAG

will update if i have any more ideas

weirdly shaped polygon ok bye

an_irregular_nonagon