Chess tips to win all the time (like me)

1: Distract your opponent by asking them if they want you to have a free win, they will be tempted, and will lose. Hey, it doesn’t go against any rules, right?

2: Make sure to play many sacrifices, even if they are dumb. Your opponent will think your brain just went magnus carlsen mode, and they will go crazy. Therefore, the chance of them losing the game is 10% bigger.

3: Play smarter, not harder. Give yourself advantages, and if your opponent is a friend, make sure to start a conversation.

4: There will be people like me, either they read this or their just big brain, but if you do play against one of them, here is what to do.

1: Place a sticky note on your screen to cover up the messages they are spamming in the chat.

2: Say, “I’m going to report you for spamming,“ then they should stop.

3: Beat them, then say, “EEEZZZZZZ,” this will make them stop doing this for at least the next 2 games.

5: Be nice, but still annoy your opponents, such as by saying, “how is your day?,“ or, “what did you eat today?“.

How to know you are improving.

1: You have more than 80% accuracy per game.

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