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MURDER DRONES I LOVE MURDER DRONES SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i have to do this bio thing or else i'll look like one of those noobs who joined 1 day ago and have like 1 elo. aaaaanywayy... read this or don't idrc. but if you do, hopefully you'll enjoy the next abt 5 mins of ur life that you'll never get back. warning: i will misspell friend a lot (its a miracle i got this one right).

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idk why i put this here of all places but this is a special mention to

Rosie posie!!!! (thats her nickname) anyway, me and her play this one game (sky cotl) that no one plays. im a f2p (free to play) player, so i barely get anything good. and the prices for things in sky are 'sky' high lol (im stoobid ignore that pun). for some reason, rosie posie decided that she wanted to give me the (expensive) season pass for the next (and supposedly best) season!!!! she's my best frned now. anyway, moving on with my bio...

i entered a story comp, here's my entry:

https://www.chess.com/clubs/forum/view/the-broken-kingdom-hyperdonuto-1st-part-of-my-entry-for-quote-story-competition?page=1&newCommentCount=1#last_comment

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Do This NOW: https://bestiefy.com/q?=nyNpb

Also, freidn me on discord. username: HyperDonutO (wow who knew)

i like donuts.

could you tell?

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Special mention: heres a quote thing that ig exists now. "Due to unfortunate weather conditions, @Deflection fell into a hole. They did not manage to bonk @HyperDonutO. @HyperDonutO fell into a separate hole, though.

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Special Mention:"We do not get paid enough for this WHY DID THE DOOR JUST SLAM?"

this is my quote now

oke so this will take a bit of explaining... so i just randomly signed up to be in a story thing, and i was one of 7 people to join. and the amazing person known as Platform_perfect (hes one of my frneds) came up with this among many other amazing buetiful quotes for me. this thats why he gets honorable mention. so yea. The story is called The Illusionist. you can read it in the club Lily's Novel Ideas.

i am a ravenclaw. if i were in percy jackson, apparently i would be nico di angelo. I LOVE LORD OF THE RINGS!!! if u want to geek out abt it or smthing with someone, dm me

Favorite quotes:

"All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost..."

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a big lemon, it may be a bit of a squeeze, but you'll get more lemonade in the end." - @F1-24

"Yo ill race somebody to 5000. Oops I won" - @Lilyana

"Many people have been offended, and many people have been offended at other people's offendedness, and many people are offended by the fact that they could not find something to be offended about." - @erik

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *yeets can of beans at Deflection*" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"I have a sudden urge to wear a neon green tuxedo and solve Rubik's cubes while riding a unicycle" - @Sdeb04

i'll add more later

go here if u want more: https://www.chess.com/blog/Deflects/quote-storage-1?ncc=1#first_new_comment

The below part is copy-pasted. skip this part if u are one of those people who hate copy pasted stuff.

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FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents' Dad/Mom

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but man that was fun."

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FRIENDS: Will read this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did lol

See that mystical and beautiful forest? It's full of trash. Do you see those beautiful Sumatran Tigers? There are only fewer than 600 left... Do you know IMPERIAL AMAZON parrot? Search them, there are only about 50 Imperial Amazon Parrots left. Put this on your profile, if you care about nature. I bet 99% you won't post it. Also, put #ICareForNature to your status

Bᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛRɪPpEd Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏOᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ᴄᴀɴᴄᴇʀ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ. I ʙᴇᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏsᴛ , ʙᴜᴛ I'ᴍ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ.

oke so the things above are the things that are above were copy pasted. Obviously i asked permission before copy/pasting. i know some people hate copy/paste bios, so if you do, just ignore the part above.

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India is the name that the British gave to us. We should not still be having this as our name. let us change the name India to Bharat. this is what was promised in the Mahabharatam. we must honor this promise even thousands of years later. if you are Indian and you agree, please help and put this on your account as well. Jai Hind.

My friends:

@Roadto1000DADDY - great friend, helps me work on chess. just is a good freind in general.

@ManasviAk13 - again, great friend. nice to talk to. we have too much in common. literally. TOO MUCH.

@Pleaseplay_f3_g4 - once again, great friend. so, please play f3 g4

@Lilyana - shes everywhere. read her profile, its really good. plus shes pretty much super admin in every club and idk why. join her club - Lily's Novel Ideas

@grrsicles - grrsicles.

@MueezMughal - spam him with freind requests and just say ' Agent Ak sent me '. he'll understand

@Deflection - he's nice, and he changes his pfp a lot. also active in most of the clubs im in.

@Platform_perfect - newest friend. he writes stories, and inspired me to start writing too.

@Solflaren - Queen of Connections. she is a great writer/storyteller, and she won this story competition thing in Lily's Novel Ideas. also, shes my newest frned (i cant spel and i wont trie)

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Some clubs to join:

Lily's Novel Ideas - idk what its about, but its feidnly and pretty much all my firneds are in it (i kant spel)

Grrsicles ~ Grrsicles

Chess.com vs Chesskid ~ most of my firneds are in it (why kant i spel !?)

Electrichess ~ its friendly and underrated

Peace and Friendship club - peace and friendslhip

The Amazing Chess Warriors - we are amazing chess warriors

join my club also: The Flying Donuts

we are a very small club and need more members.

also, i will make an alt account and post that here later. tell me what i should name it. im thinking donutsicles (yes, another sicles)

if i have anything else to say or if i see anything i want to add, i'll add it later. seeya