Did I set my FIDE rating on my profile to 3000? Maybe.

Do I not even a have a FIDE rating? Maybe.

Am I actually a 700 elo who’s bad at chess? Maybe.

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“My queen has abandonment issues from how often I blunder her.” - SupercraftEB 2025

“I don't lose games. I just generously donate rating points.” - SupercraftEB 2025

“My strategy is so deep, even I don’t understand it—and neither do my pieces.” - SupercraftEB 2025

“I play bullet to make my bad decisions faster.” - SupercraftEB 2025

“My tactic trainer has filed a restraining order.” - SupercraftEB 2025

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I put the rest at the bottom, now you have to scroll. Hahaha

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You can do it!

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My Rook smells funny.

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Does anyone read these?

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Is anyone still here?

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Hey look! All my friends are just below this!

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Okay, now you’ve seen that, moving on

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Let’s be honest, your door probably has more friends then me anyways.

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I memorised 200 digits of pi, what does that tell you about my ownership of a life?

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You’re almost there! Keep going!

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You made it! Speaking of which, why? You really had nothing better to do? That’s kind of sad.

Well, anyways, get rickrolled.

If you don’t know what a rickroll is because you were born in the 1800s, learn more here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickrolling

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Also please shower. You smell like my rook.