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The GREAT Melon Collector will PAWN you like a crush!!
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Jun 3, 2016
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PawnCollector2013 wrote:
CRUSHED like a melon !
OMG, it's the Pawn Collector himself! What an honor!
The great melon collector has the world's most impressive collection of melons. He is admired by all.
Raspberry_Yoghurt wrote:
The great melon collector has the world's most impressive collection of melons. He is admired by all.
Indeed. If anyone else wants to take up a hobby to impress people, they should consider collecting melons.
Jun 6, 2016
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Raspberry_Yoghurt wrote:
The great melon collector has the world's most impressive collection of melons. He is admired by all.
LOL!!
SilentKnighte5 wrote:
bunicula wrote:
Sometimes we try too hard.
Raspberry_Yoghurt wrote:
The great melon collector has the world's most impressive collection of melons. He is admired by all.
I heard 'impressive collection of melons' and ran to see, but I now realize we were thinking of very different things.
BlargDragon wrote:
Raspberry_Yoghurt wrote:
The great melon collector has the world's most impressive collection of melons. He is admired by all.
I heard 'impressive collection of melons' and ran to see, but I now realize we were thinking of very different things.
On that subject... about your post on the other thread where you said you saw a video of a woman crushing melons between her legs, and you learned something about yourself... are you saying what I think you're saying?
macer75 wrote:
BlargDragon wrote:
Raspberry_Yoghurt wrote:
The great melon collector has the world's most impressive collection of melons. He is admired by all.
I heard 'impressive collection of melons' and ran to see, but I now realize we were thinking of very different things.
On that subject... about your post on the other thread where you said you saw a video of a woman crushing melons between her legs, and you learned something about yourself... are you saying what I think you're saying?
I guess I'm not very discreet about it, am I? I have to admit, it's a source of shame for me, but... I realized my thigh muscles are really out of shape. That video reminded me how useful strong thighs are--in that example, totally replacing the need to use sharp knives when I want some juicy fruit to cool myself down on a hot summer day.
Oh... I see. That's precisely what I was thinking.
Knives are the most amazing things in the world. I once held a knife!
It's usually safer to hold the knife handle.
BlargDragon wrote:
It's usually safer to hold the knife handle.
We rather be pawned like a crush, or meloned like a pawn, or whatever.
Oh, you mean the Pawn Collector guy? I don't like that guy very much, because he crushes melons, which is a terrible waste if you ask me.
On the other hand, the Great Crush Collector likes me very much because I pawn all of my crushes to him!