Now, to start things off, a question: what's the difference between a woodchuck and a chess player?
Answer to be revealed in 24 hours.
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The_Helloer wrote:
*follows*
Boy... that was quick! Might not even have been a minute since I posted this thread!
The_Helloer wrote:
a woodchuck is always black and a chess player is sometimes black?idk
Not a bad answer, but not quite.
Glad to have you here @FM_Checkmate!
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Joseph_Truelson wrote:
A woodchuck chucks wood and a chess player pushes wood?
Woodchucks don't chuck wood though. Ever heard of the famous saying?
But you're on the right track. And since you're so close, I might as well reveal the answer I had in mind...
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macer75 wrote:
Hello all, and welcome to this thread by the one and only Macer75! In this thread, I will share with the chess.com community my thoughts on... well, anything I feel like talking about, in short but highly entertaining posts that I will try to keep under 140 characters (I'm not going to count characters, because that's just stupid, but I'll try to keep it short). Follow this thread to make sure that you don't miss a single post!
AhPhoey wrote:
2nd question. The forum is curious to your gender : male or female. I always thought you were a guy, but then mace is usually carried by a woman, so could be female, too.
Since when is a mace usually carried by a woman?
I'm talking about this kind of mace - the kind that crushes your skull rather than just irritating your eyes. Here's a better picture:
Hi. May I join?
One-million-games wrote:
Hi. May I join?
Sure... but I'm confused now, because you're the second person who's said they want to "join." I mean, it's great that you do, but what does that mean exactly? How do you "join" a thread on chess.com? Is there something in my original post that suggests this is something people should "join"?
macer75 wrote:
Glad to have you here @FM_Checkmate!
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I'm sorry I would have joined your supporters team, but the line after the hastag makes me wanna vomit.
IlMave wrote:
macer75 wrote:
Glad to have you here @FM_Checkmate!
Btw, for those who are still not aware, please check out my campaign for chess.com staff and lend your support:
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/support-my-campaign-for-chess-com-staff-member
Together, we will #MaceChesscomGreatAgain!
I'm sorry I would have joined your supporters team, but the line after the hastag makes me wanna vomit.
Well, my other slogan is #FeelTheMace, if you like that better.
There's also "The Mace is mightier than the sword," which you've already seen. And this:
Yeah, this is better.
Ok... another question. Whoever gets this one first gets a trophy.
What goes skrrrra pop pop ka ka ka skibi kee pa pa and a pu pu pdurrr boom skeeya du du ku ku poom poom poom poom?
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Hello all, and welcome to this thread by the one and only Macer75! In this thread, I will share with the chess.com community my thoughts on... well, anything I feel like talking about, in short but highly entertaining posts that I will try to keep under 140 characters (I'm not going to count characters, because that's just stupid, but I'll try to keep it short). Follow this thread to make sure that you don't miss a single post!