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Hello all, and welcome to this thread by the one and only Macer75! In this thread, I will share with the chess.com community my thoughts on... well, anything I feel like talking about, in short but highly entertaining posts that I will try to keep under 140 characters (I'm not going to count characters, because that's just stupid, but I'll try to keep it short). Follow this thread to make sure that you don't miss a single post!

macer75

Now, to start things off, a question: what's the difference between a woodchuck and a chess player?

Answer to be revealed in 24 hours.

macer75
The_Helloer wrote:

*follows*

Boy... that was quick! Might not even have been a minute since I posted this thread!

macer75
The_Helloer wrote:

a woodchuck is always black and a chess player is sometimes black?idk

Not a bad answer, but not quite.

FM_Checkmate

Hi I wanna join.

macer75

Glad to have you here @FM_Checkmate!

Btw, for those who are still not aware, please check out my campaign for chess.com staff and lend your support:

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/support-my-campaign-for-chess-com-staff-member

Together, we will #MaceChesscomGreatAgain!

Joseph_Truelson

A woodchuck chucks wood and a chess player pushes wood?

macer75
Joseph_Truelson wrote:

A woodchuck chucks wood and a chess player pushes wood?

Woodchucks don't chuck wood though. Ever heard of the famous saying?

But you're on the right track. And since you're so close, I might as well reveal the answer I had in mind...

Ofgeniuskind_closed
A woodchuck lives in the woods while chess players push wood?
macer75
macer75 wrote:

Now, to start things off, a question: what's the difference between a woodchuck and a chess player?

Answer to be revealed in 24 hours.

A: A chess player can chuck wood

Ofgeniuskind_closed
A woodchuck gets more girls than a chess player?
president_max
macer75 wrote:

Hello all, and welcome to this thread by the one and only Macer75! In this thread, I will share with the chess.com community my thoughts on... well, anything I feel like talking about, in short but highly entertaining posts that I will try to keep under 140 characters (I'm not going to count characters, because that's just stupid, but I'll try to keep it short). Follow this thread to make sure that you don't miss a single post!

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macer75
AhPhoey wrote:

2nd question.  The forum is curious to your gender : male or female.   I always thought you were a guy, but then mace is usually carried by a woman, so could be female, too.

Since when is a mace usually carried by a woman?

I'm talking about this kind of mace - the kind that crushes your skull rather than just irritating your eyes. Here's a better picture:

tittiesnxans
Hi. May I join?
macer75
One-million-games wrote:
Hi. May I join?

Sure... but I'm confused now, because you're the second person who's said they want to "join." I mean, it's great that you do, but what does that mean exactly? How do you "join" a thread on chess.com? Is there something in my original post that suggests this is something people should "join"?

IlMave
macer75 wrote:

Glad to have you here @FM_Checkmate!

Btw, for those who are still not aware, please check out my campaign for chess.com staff and lend your support:

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/support-my-campaign-for-chess-com-staff-member

Together, we will #MaceChesscomGreatAgain!

I'm sorry I would have joined your supporters team, but the line after the hastag makes me wanna vomit.

macer75
IlMave wrote:
macer75 wrote:

Glad to have you here @FM_Checkmate!

Btw, for those who are still not aware, please check out my campaign for chess.com staff and lend your support:

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/support-my-campaign-for-chess-com-staff-member

Together, we will #MaceChesscomGreatAgain!

I'm sorry I would have joined your supporters team, but the line after the hastag makes me wanna vomit.

Well, my other slogan is #FeelTheMace, if you like that better.

There's also "The Mace is mightier than the sword," which you've already seen. And this:

IlMave

Yeah, this is better.

macer75

Ok... another question. Whoever gets this one first gets a trophy.

What goes skrrrra pop pop ka ka ka skibi kee pa pa and a pu pu pdurrr boom skeeya du du ku ku poom poom poom poom?

IlMave

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