How many people hang out in the forums?

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I never do except when my little prodigy Eric eRARd does!

Mainly people who accuse you for asking for attention.

I know. But other people will think so. I don't though, no worries friend.

Just one.   We're all just multiple accounts of one being.  The only difference is whether we're aware of it. 

Or as my friend Juan puts it 

But it's a belief system and I'm really friends with Juan, despite his poor fashion sense and penchant for playing with sharp objects.

I'm not mad at you,  I'm just mad. 

Since we're the same guy I'll let you be aware of it for me.

Thanks.

Put me in!

I'm just repeating what some other guy told me and I was assuming he was the aware one.   He also promised tax cuts. 

Too late for hope

Oh yeah, those guru guys are great. I had one shouting at me for hours how rich I was gonna become. I just had to invest in his business. Some kind of automatic wafflle maker. You program it before you go to bed, and around 3 AM it will start cooking for you.

I had no idea that wafflles were like pork -- the longer you cook them the better they taste, but that's what he told me, and I believe him, because often the volume of someone's voice is proportional to the amount of truth they're telling.

Not much of a waffle master.

Of course not, because you spelled it wrong

somewhere around or between a dozen and 25 million, individuals.

If ignorance ever goes up to $5 a barrel, I want drilling rights to his head.