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I like to do cocaine and smoke some weed, I've done this in online chess and I played better. Am i allowed to do this in OTB tournaments?
Are you serious?
of course!Smokes like Tal,Plays like Tal!
Are you serious?
Sure! And don't forget to bring some crack too.
Here in the great state of Oregon, it's perfectly legal to toke up in a private setting during a game, you may have heard about the ballot measure we voters passed awhile back. I can't see this helping the speed of your moves during a blitz game. Nose candy is still right out. There was a guy in my youth scholastic chess club 50 years ago who on several occasions dropped acid before a tournament game, and he still maintained a higher USCF rating than I had, go figure.
.. Well, 'doing drugs'; Does perform an economic function, in our society ... If, Not as efficently, as 'spending' $$ ; On 'constructive' needs, that aren't presently, being addressed !
More 'housing'; For our 'rental' oriented life-style ; Comes to mind !
Stay away from drinking Brass Monkey while playing. Especially in high altitudes like Denver.
While it's a privilege to post and expresses one's thoughts and opinions, we need to be mindful of encouraging such action since there are minors/young people who are reading this post.
As long as you snort your lines off a hooker's ass and not straight off the board.
The latter is just rude.
9/10 on the entertainment scale...
Are you stupid? - Snorting a line of cocaine is illegal so why do you suppose it would be allowed in chess tournaments?
Yeah but it's really cool.
Welcome to today's edition of Geometry Corner with your host, oregonpatzer. You are looking at a chessboard where the squares have sides of unit length. You have just chopped a perfectly straight line of Bolivian Marching Powder from the center of a1 to the center of h8. How long is that line?
I was going to bring my pimp ho to a chess tournament and was getting ready for her to sit on my lap and whisper moves in my ear via the secret bluetooth in her pantyhose picking up signals from a remotely located engine running stockfish, but the organizers forbid my request at the last second.
blonde girl with hookah and iced tea ❤
^^ That's what I'm talking about