Is it ok to do drugs during a chess game?

FranciscoHernaiz

I like to do cocaine and smoke some weed, I've done this in online chess and I played better. Am i allowed to do this in OTB tournaments?

Jackattack57

Are you serious?

EatingRiceWivNoCurry

of course!Smokes like Tal,Plays like Tal!

FranciscoHernaiz
Jackattack57 wrote:

Are you serious?

yes

Pikelemi

Sure! And don't forget to bring some crack too.

oregonpatzer

Here in the great state of Oregon, it's perfectly legal to toke up in a private setting during a game, you may have heard about the ballot measure we voters passed awhile back.  I can't see this helping the speed of your moves during a blitz game.  Nose candy is still right out.  There was a guy in my youth scholastic chess club 50 years ago who on several occasions dropped acid before a tournament game, and he still maintained a higher USCF rating than I had, go figure.   

Flank_Attacks

.. Well, 'doing drugs'; Does perform an economic function, in our society ... If, Not as efficently, as 'spending' $$ ; On 'constructive' needs, that aren't presently, being addressed !

 

More 'housing'; For our 'rental' oriented life-style ; Comes to mind !

 

 

GWTR

Stay away from drinking Brass Monkey while playing.  Especially in high altitudes like Denver.

isabela14

While it's a privilege to post and expresses one's thoughts and opinions, we need to be mindful of encouraging such action since there are minors/young people who are reading this post.

bishopbuffer

As long as you snort your lines off a hooker's ass and not straight off the board.

The latter is just rude.

EscherehcsE

9/10 on the entertainment scale...

briansladovich

Are you stupid? - Snorting a line of cocaine is illegal so why do you suppose it would be allowed in chess tournaments? 

bishopbuffer

Yeah but it's really cool.

oregonpatzer

Welcome to today's edition of Geometry Corner with your host, oregonpatzer.  You are looking at a chessboard where the squares have sides of unit length.  You have just chopped a perfectly straight line of Bolivian Marching Powder from the center of a1 to the center of h8.  How long is that line?

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bishopbuffer

^^ That's what I'm talking about

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hairhorn
Looks like (hot) Turkish tea.
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