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What the Hell do YOU want?

... and get OFF my lawn!

Dang kids...

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Do you like chicken?

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I’m veg so no l don’t like chicken 🍗 🙀
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snoozyman wrote:

Do you like chicken?

I do indeed like chicken. Dead ones, I mean. Cooked. Live chickens?... not so much.

So...

What's the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

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Woollensock2 wrote:
I’m veg so no l don’t like chicken 🍗 🙀

Cats are carnivores. Just sayin...

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And I'd have gotten away with it too NOT for those meddling kids....

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blueemu wrote:

What the Hell do YOU want?

... and get OFF my lawn!

Dang kids...

Got a Gran Torino we can steal?

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snoozyman wrote:

Do you like chicken?

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blueemu wrote:

What the Hell do YOU want?

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idilis wrote:

Got a Gran Torino we can steal?

I don't even have a pair of roller skates. I'm Canadian, not American.

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Are you gigachad?
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Starwarsnerd212 wrote:
Are you gigachad?

For somebody who is approaching 70 years old, yes.

Gigachaddism tends to fall off slightly after age 65.

In chess, my gigachaddism cannot be challenged. Read this:

A Heroic Defense in the Sicilian Najdorf - Kids, don't try this at home! - Chess Forums - Chess.com

... and pay particular attention to the comment at the top of page 8. PursuitOfHappiness2 is GM Mishra, the guy who broke Bobby Fischer's and Karjakin's records of youngest Grandmaster in history (at 12 years old).

THAT is how a Giga Chad plays chess!

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The real question is this: how much chad could a Giga Chad chad if a Giga Chad could chad chad?

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only grumpy old men know!

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Grumble grumble grumble

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This is my fave forum so far of 2023 - finally a forum I can relate to!🤨😠

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hi!

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what is the story behind your profile picture

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Fire wrote:

what is the story behind your profile picture

I used to work making children's cartoons for TV. I've shared credit rolls with Peter O'Toole, Phyllis Diller, Kiefer Sutherland, Megan Followes, Leslie Nielsen and others.

My profile pic is a Blue Emu, and it was drawn for me by Nick Krain back when the two of us (and dozens of other people, of course) used to work together... on the Untalkative Bunny Project, in this case.

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What's ur favorite Leslie Nielson scene?