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An Emu named Blu escapes in Essex, England.

Escaped Essex emus arrive at veterinary practice car park (bbc.com)

Free! I'm free! You'll never take me alive, coppers!

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They really called you a terrorist, it's those ppl's fault for being easily scared, classic media anti-emu bias. Where will you go now? I heard your uncle has a plot of land in Australia for serving in the Emu War (on the winning faction naturally) and your cousins inherited it; will you try to live with the folks there?

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cool 👍

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Lmao..... BREAKING NEWS ! Blue, the Emu was last seen at the chess grounds in England, at 8PM EST TONIGHT CHNL 2 !

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Video taken shortly after the Emus escape has been leaked on line.

They look so happy.

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🤣

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Haha

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blueemu wrote:

An Emu named Blu escapes in Essex, England.

Escaped Essex emus arrive at veterinary practice car park (bbc.com)

Free! I'm free! You'll never take me alive, coppers!

Don't know about you, but I'd have taken this personally:

"they are very fragile and they are clumsy animals, they are not the smartest."

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Chozo_Scion wrote:
blueemu wrote:

An Emu named Blu escapes in Essex, England.

Escaped Essex emus arrive at veterinary practice car park (bbc.com)

Free! I'm free! You'll never take me alive, coppers!

Don't know about you, but I'd have taken this personally:

"they are very fragile and they are clumsy animals, they are not the smartest."

I resemble that remark!

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Resemble or resent?

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alphaous wrote:

Resemble or resent?

Curly Joe. The Three Stooges. Back in the 1930s, before the war.

Nobody watches the classics anymore... frustrated

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blueemu wrote:
alphaous wrote:

Resemble or resent?

Curly Joe. The Three Stooges. Back in the 1930s, before the war.

Nobody watches the classics anymore...

No worries, I'm familiar and I think there's been a ton of instances where pop culture paid homage to it too for those who never watched Three Stooges.

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They were a wonderful calamity of comic, much funny skits 👍😂

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The Stooges were the OG's of American slapstick. 😲

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"we all put the yeast in"

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Sheesh, you guys sound like a bunch of Beer Barrel Polecats.

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Eldred... did you some change your username? Thought it was different than that

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The EMU escapes, but the cow cannot. My fate is the slaughter.

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BigBerthaCow wrote:

The EMU escapes, but the cow cannot. My fate is the slaughter.

Lmao... yo, just hold back and soon old Mc Donald will never lay a hand on any cow for slaughtering... 👍😛😂