I like bread

dead! fred! shed! head! ted! bread!
well the dead fred bust out of a shed and stuck his head in ted's bread woh yeahhhh!

People at my university says if you want the ducks to live, don't feed them bread because they can't digest it.

Sex is meaningless. Bread is forever.
Use bread with sex if you want meaningful sex.
A small advice though.Don't eat the bread afterwards.
[Yeast infection joke]
You are arguing with a duck, A duck ,the very symbol of the knowledge of bread.