I am thick, were you talking about people you know in real life?   All is funny and I like the misquoting alot!!  Sounds like Cliff on Cheers?

 Could that dog have a special talent?  Talk like Brian on Family Guy, or sign language?  Who's Goldendog?

Yeah, I tried to get on your show

You seriously do that? That's freaking awesome!

 the waitstaff on break can play flag football with the customers. leaving tips

  It could do parkour and have the odd habit of pilfering chocolates.  Or how about something really weird, a dog that likes to play chess.

he can be a secret agent moonlighting as a chef cooking for the presisdent with his paws  

 she has many talents

Thanks, it amuses me

Nice, Sharon. They last time I worked as a waiter was right before I got married. I didn't want to go into debt, so I took a second job at Chi Chi's. About half of the employees were young Metallica fans. Apparently they also liked Led Zeppelin, because I came into work one day and a couple cooks were stirring a big vat singing "wholt lotta beans" to the melody of "Whole Lotta Love."

There was a Mexican dishwasher who was particularly helpful to the waitresses, so they wanted to give him a present. They weren't sure what to get him, so they decided to get something for his wife instead. The problem was that they didn't know if he was married, and none of then spoke Spanish.

I told them I could speak Spanish well enough to determine whether he was married. "Tienne una esposa?" I said. "Yo tengo quatro esposas." 4 wives! I told the ladies, and they responded with disbelief and mild profanity. About then Dannette, a Mexican woman, came in and heard what I had discovered. "That can't be right," she said, and went over to the dishwashing area to have what wound up being a loud conversation in Spanish. She stormed back in our direction and said, "that son of a bitch has four wives!"

Danette had six children, but she was very attractive. I only mention this because when the waitresses discovered I was engaged, 4 or 5 of them began to persue me. It took all the will power I had, but I didn't succumb to their advances.

you're a hack

 Alright that is only fair, how about a couple gay lion tamers living in a gated community senior 55 or older park?  Any thoughts?

No, that sounds like an actual sitcom.

Okay

 I want to get away from chess but this is a chess site so I see where you are coming from, we could have a celebrity with a dog that like to travel...

How about group of hippies who meet in college, invest in alot of the internet companies,make some great moves and become millionaires.  These buddies live in the same town, see each other everyday, have parties, share stories of their adventures. 

Ok what if the lions were gay and the gated community seen them as the ambiguously gay duo? 

 It has to have the basics like; eye candy, fast cars, shooting and fighting, intrigue, exotic settings, and good theme music.

Hmm I not sure of the shooting and fighting.  Maybe some horsing around, an occasional b**ch slap and practical jokes.  Parties without drugs.

you guys are just tickling yourselves pink.