pickup lines.

I'm feline a connection between us bunicula.  

too soon, it only gets worse ...

... but being pretty is harderer! 

Oh you said the funny ones. Here are a couple:

1. I've got a nine-inch tongue and can breathe through my ears.

2. Man:They don't let you on airplanes, do they?

Woman: (any response)

Man: Because you're a bombshell (Or because baby, you're da bomb!)

Now if you just want one that is 100% guaranteed to work, it's not funny, but so highly effective  I've never seen it fail. Not even once. It always works.

You have to do it with the right body language, take complete control and say it with such full assurance it's forceful. 

Man: Get in the car b*tch. I've got a gun.

"sup"

"notin much. you?"

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

Dude: Are you a strange type of beaver?  cuz, dam

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if your left leg is christmas and your right leg is easter, can i come over in between the holidays?

I just had Stockfish analyse our relationship, guess what?

... mate in two.

I'm pretty sure you stole that from deadpool

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Mind if I say random and inappropriate gibberish while I imagine you'll go home with me?