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May 10, 2016
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Jun 15, 2016
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#28
Oh you said the funny ones. Here are a couple:
1. I've got a nine-inch tongue and can breathe through my ears.
2. Man:They don't let you on airplanes, do they?
Woman: (any response)
Man: Because you're a bombshell (Or because baby, you're da bomb!)
Now if you just want one that is 100% guaranteed to work, it's not funny, but so highly effective I've never seen it fail. Not even once. It always works.
You have to do it with the right body language, take complete control and say it with such full assurance it's forceful.
Man: Get in the car b*tch. I've got a gun.
"sup"
"notin much. you?"
Dude: Are you a strange type of beaver? cuz, dam
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Apr 23, 2017
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#33
if your left leg is christmas and your right leg is easter, can i come over in between the holidays?
Apr 24, 2017
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#34
I just had Stockfish analyse our relationship, guess what?
... mate in two.
iKeemstar wrote:
if your left leg is christmas and your right leg is easter, can i come over in between the holidays?
I'm pretty sure you stole that from deadpool
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
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