pun challenge

try create your best puns here.

mine: A Spanish magician said: on the count of three, i will disappear! 

Uno!

Dos!

and he vanished, without a tres.

Pun - Animal - An email

tres is three in spanish -w-

Beach - Bi**h

Eh

vanishes without a "trace" a tres

I played the Pirc Opening vs my friend.

It ended with a Czech mate.

Chess - Chefs

I met this girl at the vegan restaurant who said she knew me. But I never met herbivore.

original puns are hard sry if mine are all bad xd

its fine lmao they're not bad

I have soo many fon things ill put them later huhu

lol

Have you ever tried to write your own puns? It's a fairly difficult pun-dertaking

xDD good one 

No one cares about mine. This is so sadge

Can February March? No, but April May.

These things aren't punny