Dark humor

KNOW THAT NONE OF THESE ARE MEANT TO BE HURT, ONLY TO LAUGH AT AND BOND OVER DARK HUMOR.      My wife is lover_girl15   Hi, if you like dark humor, or have a dark sense of humor (I like and have a dark sense of humor) then join my club!! All dark humor is allowed, know that none of the jokes are meant to offend anyone. We are all here because some people don't like dark humor, others do, so if you like dark humor, join! RULES:    

1. No racism at all no exceptions

2. No lying or framing

3. Be respectful and loving

4. No bullying

5. Treat others the way you wanna be treated

YOU BREAK A RULE, YOU GET BANNED FOR A DAY, YOU BREAK A RULE THE SECOND TIME, YOUR BANNED FOR 4 DAYS. YOU BREAK A RULE THE THIRD TIME, AND YOUR BANNED FOREVER.