Deflection's Private Club

Why are you here? Don't bother trying to join. 

FRICK YOU! GET A LIFE! RAHHHHHHH- LEAVE RN OR I WILL EXPLODE ON YOU YAYAYAYAYAY

Prepare for trouble!
And make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie!
James!
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

MEOWTH THATS RIGHT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

If you try to join I send a definitely not government crafted GPS to your basement and release the hounds in the dark spooky room in your basement.