4, 9, 5, 1, 1, 50, 5, 55, ... ?
The answer is 7
The answer is 1.
one, two, three, four, fIVe, sIX, seVen, eIght, nIne, ten, eLeVen, tweLVe,
glad i stopped trying to get that one...
congrats to incommunicado on 1st right response (for my puzzle)... you win the mxd's pint glass of beer... the bar has stopped serving him.
Listen up people: First off, although I am smarter than your average person, I'm no genius. I have come across as an arrogant jackass, but that arrogance is NOT tied to me thinking that I'm smarter than most people, it's about me BEATING the system. Not just beating it, whipping it, stomping on it, eating it for a snack, and then pooping it out all over everyone that is associated with that system. Smearing it all over them as they are powerless to stop me. A sick analogy, I know, but it's how I feel.
I USED ICC's "policy against cheaters" to get ICC to BAN people that I played. I, the cheater, complained to ICC that I was being cheated because I was a USCF Master and I suspected that my opponent was cheating me. Funny thing, he was probably a real life GM, but due to his testy attitude, I got him removed from ICC. TOUCHE!!
Chessbuddy, a auto232 like program that moves your pieces for you as you sit back and watch it play was spearheaded by ME. It exists SOLELY due to a frustrated nerd who kept losing at 1 minute chess that he recruited some programmers to write a simple code that recognized the move you made and transposed it to my chess program and then my prog entered the move into the java run POGO chessboard. As the so-called programmers out there said it cant be done, I was doing it. HEHE!!!
The USCF with all its rules and regulations is still too stupid to know that I used its rulebook to wipe my butt on 2, and soon to be 3, different occasions as I used a remote camera, wireless earpiece, and chess program to beat players at a USCF event. TAKE THAT!!! I could go on and on........
Listen. I'm not going to solve world hunger. I have no solution to stop all the world's problems. I'll never win the nobel prize. My lot in life is to play by the rules I set forth, break the rules you set forth, get away with as much as I can, push the envelope until it cant be pushed anymore, and then rub it in your face and laugh about it. I dont know why, but I get off on that. I think it's like the scrawny kid who gets picked on all his life starts taking steroids and lifting weights and goes back to kick the living @#$#$%# out of all the school bullies. It's about setting things in order. It's about reparations being paid. It's about paying your debt to me. It's about equality. Remember, we're talking chess here. That's all. Harmless fun that I take very very seriously. It's all I got. Don't deny me my fun. Someone has to be the butt of my decade+ long scam, and unfortunately it's you. Life aint fair. GET OVER IT.
Cheater1 said @above:- It's about equality. Remember, we're talking chess here. That's all. Harmless fun that I take very very seriously. It's all I got. Don't deny me my fun. Someone has to be the butt of my decade+ long scam, and unfortunately it's you. Life aint fair. GET OVER IT'.
Honestly Guys, don't you feel jut a tad bit sorry for this pore loser. Like Richard Gere said to the army Sargent when he threatened to kick him out of the army. "I aint go nowhere,----- nowhere else to go. Your heart just broke for him, now Cheater1 says. "its all I got, don't deny me my fun" Poor sole. Cheater I feel relly sorry for you. All us the people whom you are trying to wind up and get a reaction from, We all have family,----- people who love us. We have good pals, plus people on chess.com with whom we have a good laugh with. We don't have to be angry with the world, because we're loved, and because we are enjoying life. Awww, I feel really sorry for you that you feel you have to act in such a horrid way. I'll say a pray for you to make you a nicer person, and not make you so sad, cause I know you must be, by the way you act. Byee and take care. you pore thing.
I think that he is hilarious and i love reading his threads i think its very clever that he managed to pass the system could anybody else here do it?
and is there anybody clever enough to code the program that he had made? very few i would think.
Theory: cheater_0 is actually another chess.com member who is posting these topics and posts to get everyone laughing and/or annoyed. I like it. It's fun. I have other theories about cheater_0's REAL identity, but I'll save those for another post. Ahhhh, the feeling of bliss as I wait on my insult! Haven't talked to Queenie in a while. Hope you're doing well! Alright everyone...back to the farce.
That is all.
Hi stacey, Glad to see you've joined in the vsm
forum.. we only need willie. Ray and Big jimi and the fun should begin. Looking forward to that.
P.S. Thanks for asking I'm doing ok.
Is this the thread wherein we gain some sense of camaraderie through our shared hatred of a common enemy? Goody!
I see we've moved to the tactic of condescending pity.
Okay lets see... I need to cast some derision Cheater_1's way to show how I'm one of the gang. Ummm, howabout... "Hey cheater_1 your writing betrays a deep pathology that has gotten a rise out of me, and I sincerely cry tears of sorrow for your warped and adolescent soul."
Hahah TAKE THAT. Wait, did someone already use that one? Rats.
Who whines about being smart?
Someone always has to make drama out of every forum I've ever been. If you don't like a topic, don't respond. If people don't like your posts, don't post.