satan is too busy to piddle around playing jesus at chess.
Jesus vs Satan
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Nov 25, 2012
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#23
_yiquan_ wrote:
morals and ethics are usually pretty cut and dry. like the hippocratic oath, do no harm.
morals and ethics are usually pretty cut and dry. like the hippocratic oath, do no harm.
Not so at all. Of course the Hippocratic oath is more verbose than that, but taking simply the "do no harm" part, it requires a lot of interpretation, as do various other parts of the oath. One of the more specific parts, pertaining to abortions, was cut from it. The modern version has been reworded to make it really wishy-washy indeed, but even the original version prompts the question of what constitutes "harm".
Often it is necessary to cause one harm to alleviate another. Choices have to be made.
Nov 25, 2012
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#24
haha this dude said verbose. next he's gonna try to convince us he's been a manchester city fan all his life.
I hate Manchester. Too close to Nottingham (which is odd, because I kind of like Nottingham).
Nov 25, 2012
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#27
Ordinarily I would (and most probably will) dislike you, but for that you can have a free pass.
Who are those gits anyway?
Okay, it looks like Judd Nelson in the back in that first one, and I'm pretty sure the guy on the left in the 2nd is Elton John's nephew wearing an Eraserhead wig.
That's probably why the other guys are looking at him..."Hey, nice Eraserhead wig, man."
Nov 25, 2012
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#29
DavidStyles wrote:
Ordinarily I would (and most probably will) dislike you, but for that you can have a free pass.
i don't get it.
Nov 25, 2012
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#30
AndyClifton wrote:
Who are those gits anyway?
Okay, it looks like Judd Nelson in the back in that first one, and I'm pretty sure the guy on the left in the 2nd is Elton John's nephew wearing an Eraserhead wig.
That's probably why the other guys are looking at him..."Hey, nice Eraserhead wig, man."
so close
Nov 25, 2012
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#31
AndyClifton wrote:
Who are those gits anyway?
Okay, it looks like Judd Nelson in the back in that first one, and I'm pretty sure the guy on the left in the 2nd is Elton John's nephew wearing an Eraserhead wig.
That's probably why the other guys are looking at him..."Hey, nice Eraserhead wig, man."
Eh, heaven knows I'm miserable now. But, don't stop, even if people might shoot you down.
Hey, I'm fearless! So what are they? The Bay City Rollers? Bieber's Army? C'mon, you guys!
Oh, is that a song quote or something? I don't want to hit on any of those blue thingies, because then somebody might be selling me shoes or something. Or kitschens.
Nov 25, 2012
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#33
first is the stone roses -- second best ever. second is the smiths -- best ever.
Oh, wasn't that that group with that Morrissey guy?
Never even heard of the other one. Sure you don't mean the Stone Poneys?
Hey, I see flags has a gold star now. Is that new?
Yeah, I heard ConflagrationPlanet donated it to him.
Nov 25, 2012
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#37
Satan: if you beat me at chess all the kingdoms of the world will be yours
Jesus: Go away Satan! You have already made all the kingdoms full of sodomy and corruption anyway so why would I want them?
Satan: I offer you odds of taking away one of my knights.
Jesus: Thou shalt not lead the Lord God into temptation.
Satan: I will throw in a Chuck Norris gym and three steak knives.
Jesus: pathetic
Nov 25, 2012
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#38
What a strange question. I'm surprised a chess.com moderator hasn't moved this from General Chess Discussion or said "NO RELIGION ALLOWED!" and closed it down. I'm getting my comment in before they do, even if it's a pointless one.
Actually, I think Satan is sandbagging.