trump2020maga1 wrote:
But the frog died
I was afraid it would.
Who has a good FART joke 😀
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When yo mama where's a black shirt she looks like outer space
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Woolensock epic
Yo momma is so stupid, she stared at the bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate".
Yo momma is so nasty, when she lift up her arm, it looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock!
woollensock wrote:
This thread stinks man , 😤👎
Lol 😂
(irony alert)
trump2020maga1 wrote:
If anyone has a "yo mama" joke please tell us
Challenge accepted
*ahem*
yo mama’s so stupid, when her phone died, she buried it.
yo mama’s so tall, she has to stand on her head to breathe.
yo mama’s so ugly, her house constantly runs away from her.
yo mama’s so fat, she picks her teeth with the Alton twins.
yo mama’s so short, she doesn’t have to open doors.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo mama so fat she blew up🤘
Lol
If anyone has a "yo mama" joke please tell us
No, but I got a "you're so ugly" joke.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor slapped YOUR MOTHER.
Why slap her if she's ugly? That's more of a yo mama so prettie joke. Which does not exist
Sigh. Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. Your understanding increases, but the frog dies.
When a baby is born, the doctor gives it a slap on the ass to startle it and get it crying. This procedure is intended to get it breathing strongly, to dry out the fluid in the baby's lungs.
... but you're so ugly that the doctor slapped your mother, instead, for having such an ugly kid.
Okay, now I get it. But the frog died