The Official Goofing Off Thread (The Only Thread with REAL Freedom of Speech)

HorribleTomato

Stop wasting space on other forums. Goof off here! Buy at 99% off now! Hurry, offer ends soon!

 

Original cost: 0$

New Cost: 0$!

So come on down for cheap goofing around!

 

No spamming

spam
spam/
verb
gerund or present participle: spamming
  1. send the same message indiscriminately to (large numbers of recipients) on the Internet.
 

cursing

curse
kərs/
verb
gerund or present participle: cursing
  1. 1.
    invoke or use a curse against.
    "it often seemed as if the family had been cursed"
    synonyms: put a curse on, put the evil eye on, anathematizedamnhexjinx
    archaicimprecate
    "it seemed as if the family had been cursed"
    •  
       
         
  2. 2.
    utter offensive words in anger or annoyance.
    "drivers were cursing and sounding their horns"
    synonyms: swearblaspheme, take the Lord's name in vain; 
    informalcuss
    archaicexecrate
    "drivers cursed and honked their horns"

religion

re·li·gion
rəˈlijən/
noun
noun: religion
  1. the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power, especially a personal God or gods.
    "ideas about the relationship between science and religion"
    synonyms: faithbeliefworshipcreedMore
     
    • a particular system of faith and worship.
      plural noun: religions
      "the world's great religions"
    • a pursuit or interest to which someone ascribes supreme importance.
      "consumerism is the new religion"
Origin
Middle English (originally in the sense ‘life under monastic vows’): from Old French, or from Latin religio(n-) ‘obligation, bond, reverence,’ perhaps based on Latin religare ‘to bind.’
 
Translate religion to Choose language Afrikaans Albanian Amharic Arabic Armenian Azerbaijani Bangla Basque Belarusian Bosnian Bulgarian Burmese Catalan Cebuano Chinese (Simplified) Chinese (Traditional) Corsican Croatian Czech Danish Dutch Esperanto Estonian Filipino Finnish French Galician Georgian German Greek Gujarati Haitian Creole Hausa Hawaiian Hebrew Hindi Hmong Hungarian Icelandic Igbo Indonesian Irish Italian Japanese Javanese Kannada Kazakh Khmer Korean Kurdish Kyrgyz Lao Latin Latvian Lithuanian Luxembourgish Macedonian Malagasy Malay Malayalam Maltese Maori Marathi Mongolian Nepali Norwegian Nyanja Pashto Persian Polish Portuguese Punjabi Romanian Russian Samoan Scottish Gaelic Serbian Shona Sindhi Sinhala Slovak Slovenian Somali Southern Sotho Spanish Sundanese Swahili Swedish Tajik Tamil Telugu Thai Turkish Ukrainian Urdu Uzbek Vietnamese Welsh Western Frisian Xhosa Yiddish Yoruba Zulu
 
Use over time for: religion

or politics

pol·i·tics
ˈpäləˌtiks/
noun
 
  1. the activities associated with the governance of a country or other area, especially the debate or conflict among individuals or parties having or hoping to achieve power.
    "the president's relationship with Congress is vital to American politics"
    synonyms: government, affairs of state, public affairs; 
    diplomacy
    "a career in politics"
    • the activities of governments concerning the political relations between countries.
      plural noun: politics
      "in the conduct of global politics, economic status must be backed by military capacity"
    • the academic study of government and the state.
      "a politics lecturer"
      synonyms: political sciencecivicsstatecraft
      "she studies politics"

 

 

Jokes, quotes, and pure stupidity are welcome, unlike those OTHER threads.

 

Finally, shoutout to

@WareDude, @Hitthepin, and CM @thegreatauk for being regulars in this goofy thread!

 

Also @DisobeyedTeen, too, but she's left the forum.

 

Need to know vocab:

QOQ: Quantities of Quantity. What this thread has.

D' Arvit and Pigshanks: For when you need to curse, do so a little bit more politely.

'Vektov: One who says something (or someone, usually oneself), is great with no proof

Fle' Ethre: Means flat earther. One who will not listen to rhyme or reason, believes in something false, very stubborn about it.

Waredude
I'll take it! This is a great deal! I have never bought cheaper goofing off privileges! You know what tomato? You are a really good guy! I have never had such a good deal! I mean this is an absolutely great deal! Seriously though! I have never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever bought cheaper goofing around. Now I will stop complimenting or else I might get the tiniest, teensiest, smallest littlest, bit repetetetetetetive.
hitthepin

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 Number in parentheses refers to posts.

 

Only active threads appear on this list: ones that have not fallen beyond the third page of their respective section.

 

Club threads are not included.

 

If you spammed to get to your lofty position, I’m sorry, but you will NOT be included here.

hitthepin

Thing to remember:

 

@vickalan is not a dying soldier 

@martin0 is not a Pokémon 

@captaintugwah is  not hedgehog 

@waredude is not a drawing 

@JohnHS is not a coat of arms

@Fly_Eagles_Fly is not a dog

@PixelByPixel is not Link

@Naviary is not a snowflake

@evert823 is not a diagram

@Disobeyed_Teen is not a kitten

@thegreatauk is not a great auk

hitthepin

Current weekly schedule of TOGOT

 

Sunday- Showcase Sunday 

Monday-

Tuesday-

Wednesday-

Thursday- Advicev Thursday

Friday-

Saturday- Poetry Sunday

HorribleTomato

Sorry, wrote it wrong. Fixed it!

Waredude
Yep, he fixed it htp, that stands for hit,the,pin(I said this veeeeery slowly so you can understand me and make me sound like I do not take you seriously.) i am going to start calling you htp from now on. Makes you sound like you own a website.
HorribleTomato

hitthetinypin http.

Waredude
Yah! You are officially http, http! Do you like the name http? Hey http, you aarree fine with us calling you http right http?
HorribleTomato

http://www.stopcallingmehttp.org/forums/Actually-stop/No-Plz-Stop-This-Madness

Waredude
Ok. I am goofing off here instead tomato. It just isn't as fun with just the three of us. We need more goof balls like us! Do you know where to find any?
Waredude
Link will not work
HorribleTomato
Waredude wrote:
Link will not work

There's some kind of problem with it... I can't place it...

HorribleTomato
Waredude wrote:
Ok. I am goofing off here instead tomato. It just isn't as fun with just the three of us. We need more goof balls like us! Do you know where to find any?

Chess.com in general?

Waredude
No, this thread. And I know the link is fake, it was a joke. I will admit it was terrible.
Waredude
Hey, does anyone know who cleans the bottom of the ocean? Just say no if you want to know the answer.
HorribleTomato

Skyscraper?

thegreatauk

I GET TO USE MY  BIG WHITE FONT HERE hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahah

Disobeyed_Teen

What'd happen if I threw a tomato at a tomato?

HorribleTomato

Then there would be two tomatoes.