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Mar 22, 2018
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#2
I'll take it! This is a great deal! I have never bought cheaper goofing off privileges! You know what tomato? You are a really good guy! I have never had such a good deal! I mean this is an absolutely great deal! Seriously though! I have never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever bought cheaper goofing around. Now I will stop complimenting or else I might get the tiniest, teensiest, smallest littlest, bit repetetetetetetive.
Mar 22, 2018
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#3
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Mar 22, 2018
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#4
The Rap Saga: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/1zHboFoknEqrA2rEoENyKXnYn2KDwwDjU
The SOTN Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1r6gRzfLelokLusiAKBrTt-qgdKzbxq3epI3rSr5p2bQ/edit#gid=0
Thing to remember:
@vickalan is not a dying soldier
@winston_weng is not a dabbing pikachu
@martin0 is not a Pokémon
@captaintugwash is not hedgehog
@waredude is not a drawing
@JohnHS is not a coat of arms
@Fly-Eagles-Fly is not a dog
@PixelByPixel is not Link
@Naviary is not a snowflake
@eryxc is not a.... you keep changing it!
@evert823 is not a diagram
@Disobeyed_Teen is not a kitten
@thegreatauk is not a great auk
@FBloggs is not a Rook
@MagnutsCarlson is not Magnus Carlson
@rychessmaster1 is not whatever his pfp is right now
@hitthepain is not a guy standing on a post
@hitthepar is not a guy standing on a post
@hitthepin IS a guy standing on a post
Because profile pics and logic.
Mar 22, 2018
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#5
THE BIGGEST THREAD IN EVERY SECTION kind of
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You see the stuff I said two posts ago? Yeah, pretend that's here, too.
Sorry, wrote it wrong. Fixed it! I AM SOOOOO SNEAKY
Mar 22, 2018
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#7
Yep, he fixed it htp, that stands for hit,the,pin(I said this veeeeery slowly so you can understand me and make me sound like I do not take you seriously.) i am going to start calling you htp from now on. Makes you sound like you own a website.
hitthetinypin http.
Mar 22, 2018
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#9
Yah! You are officially http, http! Do you like the name http? Hey http, you aarree fine with us calling you http right http?
Mar 22, 2018
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#11
Ok. I am goofing off here instead tomato. It just isn't as fun with just the three of us. We need more goof balls like us! Do you know where to find any?
Waredude wrote:
Link will not work
There's some kind of problem with it... I can't place it...
Waredude wrote:
Ok. I am goofing off here instead tomato. It just isn't as fun with just the three of us. We need more goof balls like us! Do you know where to find any?
Chess.com in general?
Mar 22, 2018
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#15
No, this thread. And I know the link is fake, it was a joke. I will admit it was terrible.
Mar 22, 2018
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#16
Hey, does anyone know who cleans the bottom of the ocean? Just say no if you want to know the answer.
Skyscraper?
Mar 22, 2018
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#18
I GET TO USE MY BIG WHITE FONT HERE hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahah
What'd happen if I threw a tomato at a tomato?
YOU READ THAT TITLE WRONG FOLKS! If you did, please. See a senseless person. They'll knock some sense into you!
Stop wasting space on other forums. Goof off here! Buy at 99% off now! Hurry, offer ends soon!
Google just for @hitthepin: https://www.google.com/
Original cost: 0$, new cost: sqrt(-0)$!
So come on down for cheap goofing around!
No spamming, cursing, or religious/political talk. Jokes, quotes, and pure stupidity are welcome, unlike those OTHER threads. Also no R Rated posts.
Finally, shoutout to @Hitthepin, CM @thegreatauk, @peppypranu and @JasonGrace2017 for being regulars in this goofy thread!
Also @DisobeyedTeen and @WareDude too, but they've left the forum.
Vocab:
QOQ: Quantities of Quantity. What this thread has.
PPD: Posts Per Day, Posts/Day=PPD