I have no life as many of you know. So because I live in my mom's basement I decided to eat my chess pieces again because I have no life and I'm sacred of women. 1.Knight Wood tasted pretty good I like how curved it is, the curviness makes it ...
Uh bishop queen's gambit idk sorry I need to somehow twist this into a weird chest thing cuz this is a blog on chess.com. But anyways I finally took a shower something that I usually do every 1340 years. But anyways I found BIG BLACK RAT just chil...
On September 11th 2021 nothing happened. But back in the day around the 12th Century something did happen people pooped on the streets and got the Black Death. But before that in 6th Century BC chess was made and people didn't poop on the streets ...
Hi everybody it's your favorite low elo cow who is a disappointment to his cow parents. But last night I was playing chess. I was white and my opponents black knight forked my queen and rook. I was about to kill it with my king and get checkmated....
Hello highly evolved monkeys. Now I was at home getting fat off ice-cream because I have no life. Then Gerald kicked me out of his living room catapulting me to a sidewalk. There I found a Diary. Now since I have no life I read the entire th...
Gotham chess is a very popular chess youtubber and streamer. Famous for SACRIFCING THE ROOCK!!! But here's the thing in his streams when I try to predict his moves I am always WRONG! except when he sacrifices the Rook then I actually am correct. N...
Martin is a chess.com and I always lose to him. So he must be good to able defeat a 30 elo player like me. But Martin is having an affair with his wife. In the monthly February chess.com bots one of the bots was MARTIN LOOKING FOR LOVE!!!!!! howev...
As you know the Amazon is a super duper good chest piece. Well it's only a fairy chess piece and I still can't win with it against martin but DON"T BE MEAN TO ME I CAN't THONK STRAIGHT! Anyways the Amazon was made since their's one thing the queen...
So I was sleeping as any normal low elo cow with a low iq and depression does. Now in my dream I saw a BIG JUICY CHICKEN. And this chicken told me that i needed to use the Magic Fat Chicken Gambit. It starts when you are black. Hey it's okay to be...
So I have news, I played against a guy from NORTH KOREA. and several others have too. Now I am pretty sure That people from North Korea can't play on chess.com since chess.com is an American website. But I had a dream were a magic chicken told me ...
Now as you may know our favorite 2 player board game with a black player and a white player, chess came from the greatest country of all India. While we all know India is the greatest country as they are only country to give cows the proper respec...
Now I am single. Because I want to be and totally not just cuz I'm so chopped and ugly and dumb I can't get a girl. I am totally super handsome and buff. But for Kings in a romantic relationship with a queen WATCH OUT! Your bishop friends are actu...
Hello it's me your favorite low elo cow. Now I have a very important thing to say. Checker<Chess. This should be obvious to you since well... your reading this on Chess.com. But the thing that sucks about checkers is that you only got 2 types o...
So to the uneducated I must introduce the Camel! A fairy chess piece that's like a knight but it moves in a 4:1 L instead of a 3:1 L. Also the camel's 4:1 L movement actually makes it like a bishop in that if you have a camel starting on a white s...
Chess.com is everyone's favorite chess hosting website right? Well there's a dirty secret to this lovable site and it's that it's run by lizard people! I have very very good evidence for this and you will be shocked by it. Chess.com's logo is gree...
My dog for some reason is beating me at chess. (I taught him and I am 600elo) and he's somehow learned the hippo defense and King's gambit by himself and beat a 1600 bot. I worried about him(he's a German shepherd by the way if it's common in his ...
