One of the luckiest games of my life

Luck is obviously better, but I need to be "objective" and "unbiased".

Hi everyone! I'm playing the Seattle Chess Classic. I am pretty busy at the tournament most of the day (not just playing chess, but also scaring the life out of prodigies), but I'd like to show you my most recent game, my round 5 game. I've had a game end like this before, but it's still pretty nice when chess blindness saves you when you seem to be in a horrible position. Here was my game:

Anyways, that's how I win chess games! Now don't go tell me that skill is better than luck. I'm coming up with actual evidence it's not!