The Notes of Bottom Gun: Chapter 7
Check the other chapters for the disclaimer.
This has been...unhinged and I, the author, have no clue what's happening in the story now. At the time of writing this blog I wasn't feeling that invested in the series anymore. But maybe that was because I barely had any part of it written.
Because after actually getting this written, I kinda like the characters now. IDK what I'll do with this series. I can guarantee a Chapter 8, though, so stay tuned!
I also have no idea how to write a hacking battle so bear with me lol
Chapter 5: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/the-notes-of-bottom-gun-chapter-5
Chapter 6: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/the-notes-of-bottom-gun-chapter-6
In the notes of Chess.org vs. ChessChild
Dangerous_Kevin: So, I said I started hacking again because I was bored. That's true. But I see a chance to get on the news. So I'll take that chance. I've screenshotted some choice messages and posted them all across the other social media sites pretending I'm not the one doing this. Let the madness begin.
In the notes of Bottom Gun
TomCruise_33: I'm just realizing I should probably tell Support that I was hacked...
I_Like_Top_Gun: Yeah, you probably should
TomCruise_33: I'll go do that now. When are you posting mafia?
I_Like_Top_Gun: I just gotta add a few more roles and then we'll be good to go!
TomCruise_33: Sounds good!
I_Like_Top_Gun: It might actually be a bit longer I just checked CVC notes and there's some troll in there claiming to be a hacker.
In the notes of Chess.org vs. ChessChild
I_Like_Top_Gun: Okay, what, exactly, is going on?
Kaleb341: Oh my gosh FINALLY
Kaleb341: Why haven't you been checking notes?
I_Like_Top_Gun: I was playing chess and chatting in a different club. Now, is this dude legit or
I_Like_Top_Gun: WHY ARE YOU A MEMBER?!
Kaleb341: He demoted me
I_Like_Top_Gun: /demote=coordinator Pfpsarelame
Kaleb341: NO THE HACKER YOU IDIOT
Dangerous_Kevin: Oh hello Top Gun. It looks like I forgot to mute Kaleb. Whoopsie
I_Like_Top_Gun: /ban Dangerous_Kevin
Dangerous_Kevin: Hi
I_Like_Top_Gun: /ban Dangerous_Kevin
I_Like_Top_Gun: /ban Dangerous_Kevin
I_Like_Top_Gun: /ban Dangerous_Kevin
I_Like_Top_Gun: /ban Dangerous_Kevin
I_Like_Top_Gun: /ban Dangerous_Kevin
I_Like_Top_Gun: WHAT THE HECK WHY CAN'T I BAN YOU
Dangerous_Kevin: That's not gonna work.
StubbyToe has joined the club. Say hi!
StubbyToe: Kevin
Dangerous_Kevin: What?
StubbyToe: I thought you said you stopped hacking.
Dangerous_Kevin: Well, I clearly didn't.
StubbyToe: You said you would.
Dangerous_Kevin: What do you want?
StubbyToe: I want you to stop hacking people. I know what you did with the social media sites. It didn't even work. Someone deleted your posts. Because I reported them.
Dangerous_Kevin: So? How is that supposed to stop me?
StubbyToe: Just stop.
Dangerous_Kevin: Or what? You'll report me?
StubbyToe: I can hack too.
Kaleb341: May we know how you know this person, Kevin?
Dangerous_Kevin: He's my brother.
Dangerous_Kevin: You can have your super admin back. You can't do anything to me with it anyway. This is between me and Daniel.
Kaleb341: Daniel, perhaps you should change your username to something more professional for this.
StubbyToe: No. I want to make sure everyone knows Kevin was defeated by the guy with the cringey username.
youranoob has joined the club. Say hi!
youranoob: Dw Kevin, I've got you!
youranoob: Ew what is that dude's username
StubbyToe: I can handle two.
Dangerous_Kevin: Stand off 911. I want this to be a 1v1.
youranoob: Suit yourself
Simba: Hey guys what did I miss?
Kaleb341: Not the time
Simba: Oh my-
RegularSkier1234: Uh
RegularSkier1234: Hello?
IAmGordanRamsayFr: This'll be interesting
Dangerous_Kevin: This will certainly attract attention. Lemme make our usernames a more visible color.
Dangerous_Kevin: There
StubbyToe: Shall we begin?
In the notes of Bottom Gun
Scorpion197: GUYS A HACKING DUEL'S GONNA HAPPEN IN CVC GO JOIN IT QUICK
TomCruise_33: I'm not even gonna bother we've had too much happening lately
In the notes of Chess.org vs. ChessChild
TomCruise_33 has joined the club. Say hi!
TomCruise_33: Dude I can't even
TomCruise_33: Kevin why
iHaveYourBankAccount has joined the club. Say hi!
NewYearNewDisaster has joined the club. Say hi!
TheWriterOfDucks has joined the club. Say hi!
I-am-a-GM-for-real has joined the club. Say hi!
chess123456789 has joined the club. Say hi!
UnstoppableActor has joined the club. Say hi!
TheAuthorOfGeese has joined the club. Say hi!
I_Like_Top_Gun: It looks like a raid is happening 🤣
O-O-O-O: That is a lot of people
DUCK has joined the club. Say hi!
lets_go_brandon_54 has joined the club. Say hi!
RussianGoose22 has joined the club. Say hi!
Nine-One-One has joined the club. Say hi!
Fireheart32 has joined the club. Say hi!
GM_of_America has joined the club. Say hi!
M888_killer has joined the club. Say hi!
Kolinski_S1-6 has joined the club. Say hi!
Bongcloud has joined the club. Say hi!
Dangerous_Kevin: Okay I gotta turn off these notifs
Dangerous_Kevin: I don't even know what purpose they serve
ChristmasBird has joined the club. Say hi!
Flammenwerfer has joined the club. Say hi!
FrostyFox62 has joined the club. Say hi!
TomcatHornetFighter has joined the club. Say hi!
CheckersDavid-David has joined the club. Say hi!
procession123 has joined the club. Say hi!
The_old_Josh has joined the club. Say hi!
Kaleb341: Oh my
Computer079 has joined the club. Say hi!
SlytherinRules1942 has joined the club. Say hi!
Queen_of_Dogs has joined the club. Say hi!
Cagnus_Marlsen has joined the club. Say hi!
LovingPuppy has joined the club. Say hi!
cats-are-awesome-1437 has joined the club. Say hi!
dagger-one has joined the club. Say hi!
Dangerous_Kevin: HOW DO I TURN IT OFF
LaggyComputer has joined the club. Say hi!
I-own-a-million-clubs has joined the club. Say hi!
buttsniffer52 has joined the club. Say hi!
dehfiwhdiwhdwqskdiwjid has joined the club. Say hi!
kittens has joined the club. Say hi!
Poo has joined the club. Say hi!
Cowboy has joined the club. Say hi!
Halloween has joined the club. Say hi!
One has joined the club. Say hi!
A_Parrot_Named_Taco: This is just a backwards ban attack.
June has joined the club. Say hi!
Water has joined the club. Say hi!
Fire has joined the club. Say hi!
Jaguar has joined the club. Say hi!
Dangerous_Kevin: DANIEL HELP ME
StubbyToe: IDK HOW TO MAKE THEM STOP EITHER
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD has joined the club. Say hi!
ElonMusk has joined the club. Say hi!
arandomceilingfan has joined the club. Say hi!
MrCroissant has joined the club. Say hi!
TrashCan has joined the club. Say hi!
I-hate-bunnies has joined the club. Say hi!
The-Easter-Bunny has joined the club. Say hi!
TomCruise_33: Scorpion...
Top_Gun_Hater has joined the club. Say hi!
numbers has joined the club. Say hi!
totally-a-gm has joined the club. Say hi!
Scorpion197: Yeah?
hehehehehehehehe has joined the club. Say hi!
Hiccup has joined the club. Say hi!
Placeholder: ADMINS HQ NOW
ohnoasunroof has joined the club. Say hi!
TomCruise_33: How many active clubs did you post about the duel in?
fighterjetsarecool has joined the club. Say hi!
Im-running-out-of-usernames has joined the club. Say hi!
DoubleOhSeven has joined the club. Say hi!
Scorpion197: Too many to count
TomCruise_33: Of course you did
In the notes of CVC HQ
Placeholder: What is happening?
I_Like_Top_Gun: IDK ask Kaleb
Kaleb341: Kevin is a hacker and Stubby is Daniel his brother IDK what his motives are Scorpion told everyone and now we're getting join attacked
Pfpsarelame: Okay why are my notifs getting spammed
Pfpsarelame: Nvm no explanation needed holy cow
TheHosterOfHH: Good morning everyone and welcome to the ban attack. Which idiot promoted him?
I_Like_Top_Gun: No, it's a join attack.
TheHosterOfHH: A what?
MrGrinch: Oh my what did I wake up to
Placeholder: I'm about to ban attack my own club if someone does not explain what is going on.
Kaleb341: THERE ARE HACKERS IN OUR CLUB
Placeholder: So then ban them
Kaleb341: I can't
Placeholder: Pfps, why did you demote Kaleb, who re-promoted him, and thanks Top Gun for demoting Pfps
Kaleb341: He didn't demote me it was the hacker and then the hacker re-promoted me
Placeholder: I'm tired of dealing with your stupid stories. No one re-promote Pfps
In the notes of Chess.org vs. ChessChild
10 minutes later
Dangerous_Kevin: FINALLY
StubbyToe: NOW we can begin.
Placeholder: Somewhere that is not my club.
Dangerous_Kevin: Shut up.
Placeholder: You shut up.
Dangerous_Kevin: Do you know who you're talking to?
Placeholder: Do you?
Dangerous_Kevin: /mute Placeholder
Placeholder: Boo
Dangerous_Kevin: What the-
StubbyToe: I want to know something, Kevin.
Dangerous_Kevin: What?
Placeholder: Not here.
StubbyToe: Why are you doing this?
Dangerous_Kevin: Revenge.
Placeholder: I'm done
Placeholder: /promote=owner Kaleb341
Placeholder: Bye you incompetent rule breakers
Kaleb341: He just left-
Dangerous_Kevin: Good riddance.
Kaleb341: Wait Kevin you didn't tell me about the revenge part when you were monologuing to me earlier
Dangerous_Kevin: It wasn't important.
Kaleb341: You said you got bored
StubbyToe: Never believe a liar.
Kaleb341: I didn't know he was a liar
Dangerous_Kevin: You believed me
StubbyToe: Ah yes, believing a hacker
Kaleb341: Not believing him is gonna make him mad and then he'll do his hacker thing and release the blackmail or whatever
Dangerous_Kevin: I don't have any blackmail for you
Kaleb341: You know what I mean!
StubbyToe: /hackDangerous_Kevin
StubbyToe: While something said on a chess site isn't going to actually hack anyone, I've posted that for the audience's convenience so they know at least part of what I'm doing.
StubbyToe: I now have access to Kevin's desktop.
Dangerous_Kevin: I'm on your's too so I can just stop giving you access
StubbyToe: But that isn't possible
Dangerous_Kevin: Why not?
StubbyToe: Because it just isn't
Dangerous_Kevin: That's not a reason
StubbyToe: You all should now be able to see Dangerous_Kevin's desktop in a picture-in-picture style window. If you do not wish to see this, just click the X. If you would like to enlarge it, I'm sure you know what the fullscreen button looks like.
StubbyToe: For privacy reasons, I have blocked certain elements from showing. No, I will not un-block them.
Dangerous_Kevin: Look at this guy! He's talking like a villain!
Kaleb341: You were monologuing like a villain earlier.
Dangerous_Kevin: Shut up.
StubbyToe: That is a Super Admin AND the owner of this club.
StubbyToe: /mousecontrol
StubbyToe: Again, that is for audience convenience.
StubbyToe: I now have control of Kevin's mouse. If you look to the picture in picture
Dangerous_Kevin: NO NOT THAT FOLDER
Dangerous_Kevin: DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT FOLDER
StubbyToe: You'll see that I have opened the folder full of a bunch of things you would not want to have permanently deleted.
StubbyToe: Like a book draft. You write, Kevin? Huh
StubbyToe: /movealltotrash
Dangerous_Kevin: NO
Dangerous_Kevin: IT TOOK ME SIXTEEN MONTHS TO FINALLY GET THE FIRST DRAFT WRITTEN
StubbyToe: /cleartrash
Dangerous_Kevin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dangerous_Kevin: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
StubbyToe: Well then maybe you shouldn't have become a hacker.
StubbyToe: I can actually update devices
Dangerous_Kevin: -_-
StubbyToe: Ladies and gentlemen please fullscreen the window with Kevin's desktop for maximum cinematic effect.
Dangerous_Kevin: What the heck is this update name
Dangerous_Kevin: "Llorkcir 1.0"
StubbyToe: It's my own update. Audience, dw. This is specific to Kevin. This update isn't on your devices.
Dangerous_Kevin: He clicked update
Dangerous_Kevin: What the heck is this update gonna do
StubbyToe: Be patient.
Update Status: 40%
Dangerous_Kevin: You deleted my books.
Update Status: 50%
Dangerous_Kevin: You'e updating my computer with software that doesn't exist.
Update Status: 60%
Dangerous_Kevin: HE JUST CHANGED MY NETFLIX PASSWORD
Update Status: 70%
Dangerous_Kevin: I WILL AVENGE MY BOOKS AND MY COMPUTER AND MY NETFLIX PASSWORD
Update Status: 80%
Dangerous_Kevin: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I'VE JUST CHANGED YOUR NETFLIX PASSWORD!
Update Status: 90%
Dangerous_Kevin: You do NOT mess with a man's Netflix password.
Update Status: 100%
Update Complete
Dangerous_Kevin: We're
Dangerous_Kevin: No
Dangerous_Kevin: Strangers
Dangerous_Kevin: To
Dangerous_Kevin: Love
A_Parrot_Named_Taco: What the
Dangerous_Kevin: You
Dangerous_Kevin: Know
Dangerous_Kevin: The
Dangerous_Kevin: Rules
Dangerous_Kevin: And
FreeDove: #IfYouDontUnbanDoveThisWillHappenToYou
Dangerous_Kevin: So
Dangerous_Kevin: Do
Dangerous_Kevin: I
Dangerous_Kevin: A
Dangerous_Kevin: Full
Dangerous_Kevin: Commitment's
Dangerous_Kevin: What
Dangerous_Kevin: I'm
Dangerous_Kevin: Thinking
Agentneck: I wish I was born as a giraffe
Dangerous_Kevin: Of
Dangerous_Kevin: You
Dangerous_Kevin: Wouldn't
theeldestjester: Interesting.
Dangerous_Kevin: Get
Dangerous_Kevin: This
Dangerous_Kevin: From
Dangerous_Kevin: Any
CagedHostilePigeon: I think he downloaded a virus
Dangerous_Kevin: Other
Dangerous_Kevin: Guy
Dangerous_Kevin: I
LaggyComputer: Yyyyyyyyyeahhhhh
Dangerous_Kevin: Just
LaggyComputer: youuuuuuuuuuuu
Dangerous_Kevin: Wanna
LaggyComputer: thiiiinnnn
Dangerous_Kevin: Tell
Dangerous_Kevin: You
ShootCactusGambit: A hacker getting a virus. How embarrassing.
Dangerous_Kevin: How
Dangerous_Kevin: I'm
LaggyComputer: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk????????????
Dangerous_Kevin: Feeling
Dangerous_Kevin: Gotta
Dangerous_Kevin: Make
Dangerous_Kevin: You
Dangerous_Kevin: Understand
Dangerous_Kevin: Never
Dangerous_Kevin: Gonna
Dangerous_Kevin: Give
Dangerous_Kevin: You
Kaleb341: Someone make a blog about this
Dangerous_Kevin: Up
Dangerous_Kevin: Never
Kaleb341: I can contribute screenshots
Dangerous_Kevin: Gonna
Dangerous_Kevin: Let
Dangerous_Kevin: You
Dangerous_Kevin: Down
Dangerous_Kevin: Never
I_Like_Top_Gun: Already on it
Dangerous_Kevin: Gonna
Dangerous_Kevin: Run
Dangerous_Kevin: Around
Dangerous_Kevin: And
Dangerous_Kevin: Desert
TomCruise_33: Take that you liar!
Placeholder has joined the club. Say hi!
Dangerous_Kevin: You
Dangerous_Kevin: Never
Dangerous_Kevin: Gonna
Dangerous_Kevin: Make
Placeholder: I may have over-
Dangerous_Kevin: You
Placeholder: what
Dangerous_Kevin: Cry
Dangerous_Kevin: Never
Dangerous_Kevin: Gonna
Dangerous_Kevin: Say
Dangerous_Kevin: Goodbye
Placeholder: Is no one going to ban him?
Dangerous_Kevin: Never
Dangerous_Kevin: Gonna
Kaleb341: Give it a minute
Dangerous_Kevin: Tell
Dangerous_Kevin: A
Dangerous_Kevin: Lie
Dangerous_Kevin: And
Dangerous_Kevin: Hurt
Dangerous_Kevin: You
Dangerous_Kevin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Dangerous_Kevin: RICKROLLED YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dangerous_Kevin: (:
StubbyToe: Rule Number One: Never click suspicious links.
StubbyToe: Rule Number Two: Never download suspicious software.
StubbyToe: Ladies and gentlemen, Kevin will not be bothering you anymore
2 minutes of silence later
Kaleb341: Well, I think this calls for a celebration! Pigeon, get a Skribbl game going. Top Gun, set up an unrated 3 min arena. Make it 4 hours.
Kaleb341: We also need a change in staff.
Kaleb341: /promote=admin StubbyToe
Kaleb341: /promote=admin aboatnamedNoah
Kaleb341: /promote=admin Simba
Kaleb341: /promote=coordinator TomCruise_33
Kaleb341: /promote=superadmin Pfpsarelame
I_Like_Top_Gun: Alright one sec I'm adding screenshots to my blog
Agentneck: Someone turn me into a giraffe
StubbyToe: I can't turn you into a giraffe but I'll give you your own role
StubbyToe: /promote=giraffe Agentneck
Agentneck: Thanks!
StubbyToe: Np
StubbyToe: Should I change my username color back to normal?
Kaleb341: Keep it. It's a reminder of how you defeated a hacker.
Kaleb341: Now come on! Let's celebrate!
