The Notes of Bottom Gun: Chapter 8
Check the other chapters for the disclaimer.
So. It's finally done. The hacker was defeated. By some guy named StubbyToe. Everyone's celebrating. And I want to continue this. Some people might introduce a new bad guy. But not me (at least not for now). I'm going to give y'all updates on these guys in a new series called "Chess.org vs. ChessChild". Thrilling, I know. I have no schedule for it.
Chapter 6: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/the-notes-of-bottom-gun-chapter-6
Chapter 7: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/the-notes-of-bottom-gun-chapter-7
In the notes of Chess.org vs. ChessChild
Kaleb341: Btw, Placeholder, do you want Owner back?
Placeholder: You can keep it
Kaleb341: You sure?
Placeholder: Yes. I don't even want a different role. I just want to stay a member.
Kaleb341: Sounds good!
In the Skribbl game
Kaleb: Okay...that looks like a monkey-
Pigeon: It looks more like a cross between an F-35 and a chicken
Daniel: Is that Tom Cruise?
Kaleb: Monkey
Parrot: Airplane
Harry Potter: Soup
Placeholder: YouTube
The word was "Lion"
Parrot is picking a word now
Kaleb: There is no way that was a lion
Top Gun: ;-;
*Horiv joins*
Top Gun: QUICK BAN HIM
Horiv: [insert bad words]
*Pigeon bans Horiv*
Pigeon: Alright gtg
*leaves and the lobby closes*
In the notes of Chess.org vs. ChessChild
TheScriptwriterOfTurkeys: Hey everyone! I have cookies!
I_Like_Top_Gun: I was the only one who got to draw- COOKIES
Seagull: Ooooooooooo
Kaleb341: Do you have any gluten free ones?
TheScriptwriterOfTurkeys: Yep! Imma post a cookie forum.
In the comments of the forum "Bakery"
TheScriptwriterOfTurkeys: Everything is free. All flavors are available in gluten and gluten free form.
Cookies
Chocolate, Chocolate Chip, Chocolate Chocolate Chip, Snickerdoodle, S'more, Oatmeal Raisin, Gingersnap, Crinkle.
Bagels
Plain, Everything, Blueberry, Montreal, Cinnamon Raisin, Poppy Seed, Sesame, Pumpernickle, Cheddar, Whole Wheat, New York
Breads
Banana, Pumpkin, Coffee Cake, Zucchini, Chocolate Zucchini, Lemon Poppyseed
Muffins
Blueberry, Chocolate Chip, Banana
I_Like_Top_Gun: I'll take 2 mystery cookies, please!
TomCruise_33: I'd like banana bread
Agentneck: I want an everything bagel, but cut it like bread
CagedHostilePigeon: I'll have one of everything to-go
Placeholder: 2,369 Crinkle Cookies please! 😁
Kaleb341: Hm...let's see. I'd like to have a gluten free coffee cake
TheScriptwriterOfTurkeys: *gives Top Gun a S'more and a Gingersnap cookie* *gives Tom banana bread* *gives Kaleb gluten free coffee cake*
TheScriptwriterOfTurkeys: Agent is now banned from the store
TheScriptwriterOfTurkeys: Pigeon and Placeholder, one moment please
Agentneck: WHAT
Kaleb341: GET HIM
Agentneck: *runs for life*
Kaleb341: Okay I'm chill. *takes a bite out of my bread*
I_Like_Top_Gun: KALEB NO THE PACKAGING DOESN'T SAY "GLUTEN FREE"
Kaleb341: Dw I can eat gluten
I_Like_Top_Gun: So then why did you order gluten free?
Kaleb341: I like the taste better.
In the notes of Bottom Gun
TomCruise_33: I don't know what I want to do with this club.
SlytherinRules1942: Do you not want it anymore?
TomCruise_33: Yeah
SlytherinRules1942: Gift it to someone.
TomCruise_33: To who, though?
SlytherinRules1942: Me fr
I_Like_Top_Gun: We could repurpose it
TomCruise_33: Do you want it, Top Gun?
I_Like_Top_Gun: Do I have your permission to do whatever I want with it?
TomCruise_33: Nothing inappropriate but yes because it'll be your club
I_Like_Top_Gun: Alrighty
TomCruise_33: /promet=superadmin I_Like_Top_Gun
TomCruise_33: /promote=owner I_Like_Top_Gun
In the notes of Chess.org vs. ChessChild
StubbyToe: So what are the plans for the future with this club?
Kaleb341: Chill. We don't have to deal with hackers anymore.
StubbyToe: Ahem
Kaleb341: I meant the black hats
StubbyToe: Ik lol
StubbyToe: Dw I'll keep us safe from hackers
I_Like_Top_Gun: I'm blogging this whole thing. Interviews with the people who have more info would be appreciated
StubbyToe: I'll tell my side. Check DMs
A_Parrot_Named_Taco: Wait hold up
A_Parrot_Named_Taco: Staff is hunting down Stubby
Kaleb341: What
A_Parrot_Named_Taco: It's everywhere on the site. There's a $200 bounty for whoever finds out who banned Dangerous_Kevin.
IAmGordanRamsayFr: Why would they want to figure out who banned him?
Pfpsarelame: They either want to reward him or ban him too. You might wanna keep a low profile, Daniel.
StubbyToe: I'll get rid of this account and make a new one. I'll only let trusted people know it's me. And I'll get rid of the hot pink username as well lol
The_old_Josh: But they know your IP address
StubbyToe: I have my ways.
A_Parrot_Named_Taco: Why can't you just make your account un-ban-able?
StubbyToe: Because that could get people involved whom I don't want involved. It's safer to just hide with a new account, that I leave ban-able. That also gives them a chance to realize I'm on their side. If I make them unable to ban me, that would look like I'm going against them.
Kaleb341: Bye
A_Parrot_Named_Taco: Bye Toe
The_old_Josh: Bye Daniel
I_Like_Top_Gun: Goodbye Daniel
Pfpsarelame: Bye
StubbyToe: Hasta la vista!
I know what the members of CVC might be thinking. No. This does not have anything to do with my leaving. It's like with Placeholder leaving and making Kaleb owner, and then the real Caleb341 leaves CVC. Unrelated events.
But can we talk about the Placeholder-Caleb correlation real quick? Placeholder left the CVC knockoff, and then the real Caleb left the real CVC. Placeholder later returns and stays a member. Caleb has rejoined CVC to check in multiple times since leaving. GUYS I SWEAR I'M NOT DOING THIS ON PURPOSE
And then Daniel (an admin) goes leaving knockoff CVC. And look at me (the owner, AKA the most powerful super admin), leaving real CVC. WHAT THE HECK (no, I'm not a hacker; I can't even understand most of the code in the inspect tool)
